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Myself, CW3 Whelan, SSgt McCelvy and Cpl Schwarz (Duck) are in a channel:

Whelan: "So... any word on who's getting that 8310 Team Lead?"

Duck: "I dunno."
Cole: "That's Ray's decision"

Whelan: "Duck, out of all the people in this channel, why did you think that question was directed at you?"

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32 minutes ago, GySgt Cole said:

Myself, CW3 Whelan, SSgt McCelvy and Cpl Schwarz (Duck) are in a channel:

Whelan: "So... any word on who's getting that 8310 Team Lead?"

Duck: "I dunno."
Cole: "That's Ray's decision"

Whelan: "Duck, out of all the people in this channel, why did you think that question was directed at you?"

If you think that’s good you should

of heard him when Bingham brought up battalion Sgt maj.

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(Late evening shenanigans)
SSgt Bingham has entered the channel.
GySgt Cole: Oh hey Company Staff
SSgt Bingham: Ha. You're lucky there aren't any lower enlisted here.
GySgt Cole: Well, there are, Staff Sergeant Bingham-
"user was kicked from the server"

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Capt Makowski: Well you tried to bring a suicide bomber home as a pet and it didn't go well, and it's anyone's guess as to why you thought that would end differently.

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SSgt Specter (Arab Accent): "We keep you alive, you will feel better than goat"

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"But did you know I'm Team Chief?" - SSgt Hawkins, some time in the immediate future

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Capt Makowski: "OPSEC" 

 

Me: "FUCK YOU MAKOWSKI DONT YOU OPSEC ME AFTER THAT SHIT" 

 

Makowski: "LOLOLOLOLOLTROLOTLROLTORLROLOOLOLOLOLOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHLOLOOLOOLLKLOTROLOLOLOOLOTLROLOLOLOLO" 

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GySgt Bingham, on being elevated to First Sergeant: "I honestly think this experience has made me a saltier person in general."

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10 hours ago, 1stLt Pepperman said:

*Joins FNF’s*

Cooper: “I know how to get pregnant, that’s easy.” 

*Leaves FMF’s*

had a good one boys 

definitely taken out of context

Edited by Cpl Cooper

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Me: Hurry the fuck up!
Kardnal: gimmie a few. doin morning shit. just woke up.
Me: more like rubbin' one out

Kardnal: you keep taunting my routine and ill fucking mail it to you
Me: I really would prefer not to receive international jizz mail

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"Yo I'm Corporal Wade
Fuck with me and you'll catch my fade
Saw your girl this morning, yes I got laid"
 

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