3d MRB Quote Book

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

GySgt Specter: "I guess this means Legion's the better team."

[Maj Whelan]

*explosion noises around the entire team while we're in assault boats*

SSgt Anderson: "IT SOUNDS LIKE NORMANDY OUT HERE"

[Capt Hart]

2ndLt Hall: Well I'll see you guys in about two weeks cuz we're outa airplanes

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

GySgt Specter: Yeah..Radio traffic from Bandit 2.
Capt Kardnal: What're they saying?
GySgt Specter: To quote, "Its like normandy"

[Maj Whelan]

Capt Kardnal: There were Iranian operatives, operating... operationally.

[SSgt (Ret) Herrick]

Wild goose chase for one guy into the hills

Final stand firefight with 2 members of viking 1 and 1 fillin, and ISIS goat fuckers 

Both Gwynne and katka are WIA close to KIA

Sgt herrick: its okay... its okay you’re gonna be fine you’re fine its just a scratch *pulls a very limp katka behind a hill* *hes definitely not okay*

ISIS dude in the distance: grab him!(Gwynne)

Sgt Herrick: forgetting about me! Knuckle fuck! *full sends 40mm into Gwynne*

gwynne dies

*shwacks his immediate area*

ISIS fighters surround herrick,

katka dies

herrick gets shot passes out

taken hostage

lets just say they made me wear a gimp suit...

 

everyone learns about this and its just been down hill from there, you call me gimp i will stop talking to you lmao

 

Next training day

Herrick says “GySgt(at the time)Tullo, Permission to shoot Milo in the face?”

 

GySgt Tullo, Permission denied.

 

Stayed alive for a while so give me props there!

[M. Lombardo]

Maj Ray: Don't get mad, get even. 

Edited January 17, 2019 by Cpl Lombardo

[SSgt (Ret) Hall]

HM2 Rivera "We have double *censored*!!"

Edited January 17, 2019 by 2d Lt Hall

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Tales from CS OPSEC:

 

Maj Ray: "Alright, let's begin by going top to bottom."

LtCol Makowski: "Ooooh, yeah, I like going top to bottom."

SSgt Whelan: "I feel like we need one of those water spray bottles. Bad Makowski!"

[Specter]

Duck and I have been playing a lot of Dead Space 3 lately, and for those of you who don't know you create a bunch of crazy weapons from scratch in that game.

 

Duck (after spending 15 minutes crafting a gun): Okay cool, so I made a lightning gun with an attachment that pushes people back, what did you make?

 

*Duck turns around to see me lighting people on fire with a flamethrower that also shoots saw blades while I'm laughing so hard that I am actually crying.*

 

Duck: Dude what the fuck.

[SSgt (Ret) Anderson]

Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske:

 

SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in."

Maj Ray: "That's what she said."

SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either."

LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson."

Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in."

SSgt Anderson: dying laughing

[SSgt (Ret) Melbert]

HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy.

Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome! 

Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!

[LtCol (Ret) Makowski]

56 minutes ago, Sgt Melbert said:

HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy.

Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome! 

Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!

LtCol Makowski: Can i NJP someone for what someone quoted them as saying in a quote book?

*Makowski's brain*: *shrugs*

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Pvt Coleman: Yknow how, like, gases be weird sometimes?

[Sgt (Ret) Hastings]

1 hour ago, LtCol Makowski said:

LtCol Makowski: Can i NJP someone for what someone quoted them as saying in a quote book?

*Makowski's brain*: *shrugs*

my brain: I'm trying to decide whether or not quoting your own brain is genius or a new level of narcissism

my brain: fuck

[LTC Brueske]

SSgt Whelan: "For all we know there is an AWACS overhead boosting the range of our radios"

LTC Brueske: "That's not how an AWACS Works"

SSgt Whelan: "It is in our universe"

 

@SSgt Whelan

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Bohannon: Papa, 1, permission to repair and procure an enemy technical for transport?

MSgt Carter: [Radio] Actual, this is Papa, Tac 1 wants to procure a technical, howcopy?

Capt Kardnal:  [Radio] Papa, be advised that Tac 2 has room in the MRAP,  pile them in there. Demo the technical.

MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. Looks like tac 1 just found their fifth guy, doesn't look like they can fit in the MRAP now due to numbers.

Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Go ahead and remove demo then.

MSgt Carter: [Radio] Copy. But be advised that 1 has now done the following: Placed demo on the vic, removed demo from the vic, put tires on the vic, put demo on the vic, and is now removing demo from the vic. So I'm just gonna give the vic to them at this point.

Capt Kardnal: [Radio] Alternatively we could convert to Islam in field and leave the demo strapped on the vic.

[DEAD AIR]

[HMC (Ret) (FMF) Rivera]

PFC Coleman: “look at Turks blood on the window” 

Cpl Yild: “dammit Turk stop bleeding everywhere.”

 Sgt Turk: “that’s how I mark my Territory!”

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Tales from CS OPSEC:

1stSgt Parker: "Australia is by New Zealand, right?"

[Capt Hart]

Tales from CS OPSEC:

 

SSgt Whelan: "See Parker's porn brings everyone together"

[HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams]

8311 Team Training Briefing:

 

GySgt Kozak: Alright so what's going on?

SSgt Schwarz: We're Team HQ tonight.

GySgt Kozak: Ah fuck yeah bud lets get it done!

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Joining channel for team training

 

Capt Kardnal: Gentlemen, how we doin?

SSgt Schwarz: We're team HQ

Capt Kardnal: ah cool, I'll take Tac 2 then.

GySgt Kozak: [audible panic] No! Take it back, I dont wanna be team HQ

[MSgt Falconer]

SSgt Benson: That went about as well as an early access launch.

[Maj Whelan]

LTC Brueske: Are you going to come down my hole again?

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

GySgt Specter: What're you gonna do, send it to my CoC? Good luck finding them.