3d MRB Quote Book

[E. Lee]

HM3 Peterson: "Rivera, could you look at my PP?"

Edited February 11, 2019 by LCpl Lee

[HMC (Ret) (FMF) Rivera]

47 minutes ago, LCpl Lee said:

HM3 Peterson: "Rivera, could you look at my PP?"

He left out the good part

HM2 (FMF) Rivera: I hope your talking about your promotion points and not your pee pee. 
 

[Specter]

Carter: Everyone likes the opposite sex but Carter.

[SSgt (Ret) Melbert]

Group of us on squad 

 

SSgt Schwarz while I’m dead: “Stay down Melbert!”

Me: I don’t have a fucking choice Duck!!

Edited February 13, 2019 by Sgt Melbert

[Specter]

Me: I'm a pacifist sometimes 

 

@LtCol MakowskiMakowski : Specter you literally have a cult of people who flock to you on Friday nights to laugh about people being killed.

 

Me: Yeah that's fair.

[HMC (Ret) (FMF) Rivera]

GySgt Specter: "When I feel it in my eyes, that's how I know I'm drunk enough."

[HMC (Ret) (FMF) Rivera]

GySgt Specter: "Tell raven, Anime Tities" 

[Specter]

1 hour ago, HM2 (FMF) Rivera said:

GySgt Specter: "Tell raven, Anime Tities" 

lmao

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

Maj LaPrade: "Are there any runners in here? What's a good eight mile run time?"

Maj Ray: "About 2 hours, according to Google."

[Specter]

3 hours ago, HM2 (FMF) Rivera said:

GySgt Specter: "When I feel it in my eyes, that's how I know I'm drunk enough."

I vaguely remember this.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

MSgt Carter: Don't talk about that to me Rivera, you SARCs complain about everything: If there's too little going on, if there's too much going on, always something with y'all.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

<18:42:09> "Sgt Melbert": Sgt Melbert - Resignation

I, Sgt Melbert, hereby submit my resignation to the 3d MRB Realism Unit on 24 Feb 19.

Reason: My asshole is not for sale in this team

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Hastings:   ;3

[WO1 (Ret) Padgett]

SSgt McCelvy: "When I wrestled, I've been two knuckles deep in a dudes asshole"

[Kolinsky]

I have heard of a colonel in MARSOC say this:

 

"It is not my duty to prepare for wars for cocaine. I prepare for wars of sugar."

[Maj (Ret) Ray]

SSgt McCelvy, in the news article planning forum, regarding the current headline crawl:

 

Quote

Sorry if this is an abuse of privileges, but they lying on me. I would never trade a baby for less that 20 Big Macs.

 

[Specter]

39 minutes ago, Maj Ray said:

SSgt McCelvy, in the news article planning forum, regarding the current headline crawl:

 

 

McCelvy would never find himself in that situation.

[SSgt (Ret) Anderson]

1st Lt Hall: Remember, you have to stick it in the butt and pee to claim it...

[LTC Brueske]

Maj Laprade:yeah the russian bots wer...

Teamspeak voice: (User in your channel timed out)

Anderson: THE RUSSIAN BOTS GOT HIM!

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Spears *Joins channel*
Sgt Spears: It's wild how difficult coffee is to make. . .
GySgt Specter: Like...At what point? Brewed? Roasted? Picked? Grown?
Sgt Spears: *Rambling, total confusion, no idea what he's talking about*
SSgt Turk *Joins channel*
Capt Kardnal: Turk, how is coffee made?
SSgt Turk: Oh, you grow it on trees, and pick beans and then roast them and then grind the beans and you steep in water so you can drink it in morning so you don't murder your neighbors.
GySgt Specter: That's not even his first language and he's educated me more in five seconds than you have in five minutes.

[MSgt Street]

"I want milk that tastes like real milk"

 

-SSgt Whelan

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

[Pre-FTX]

Capt Kardnal: Ares, communications frequency?

CW4 Carrera: [Something that ended in 0]

Capt Kardnal: Was that 7-0 or 1-0?

LTC Brueske: Hahaha, 1-0 doesnt exist, the radio only goes up to 99.

Capt Kardnal: Brueske, that's channel 10, that's A. Co. Coordination net.

LTC Brueske turns and sprints off the side of the aircraft carrier to avoid laughter.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Sgt Spears: Picking up this Igla. [Also wielding AK]

Sgt Hastings: CONTACT FRONT

Sgt Spears: Wha-

Hastings lights Spears up with a 7-9 round burst.

Hastings, audibly clenching teeth: Oof.. that was friendly.. what am I gonna do..

Capt Kardnal: You should be moving to medically assist him right now..

Hastings, ever the smartass: Yeah but I'm pulling security.

Capt Kardnal: Clearly.

[Capt (Ret) Kardnal]

Capt Kardnal: [Throws frag at window, bounces back] Bad frag!

Rivera, from the room over: You fucking reservists!

[Specter]

Myself, Carter, and Kardnal in a building receiving fire.

 

Kardnal: How is it we're taking heavy machine gun fire and I can STILL hear Rivera yelling outside.

 

Rivera, outside: *unintelligible yelling louder than the Dshkm*