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Capt (Ret) Dale

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SSgt McAllister: It's not you, it's not me, it's mom and dad.

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After 1stLt Ray got promoted...

<20:26:56> "Sgt Jennings": ray 1 hart 0

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Sgt Coburn: Hart you sounded like fucking Steven Hawking's wheelchair. Thats what you sounded like.

Edited by 2ndLt Hart

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Sgt Specter: Nyet, nyet, nyet.

LCpl Seixeiro: What?

Sgt Specter: Nyet,  I'm not talking to you I am on cellphone.

LCpl Seixeiro: Oh you're on cellphone?

Sgt Specter: Yes..... Do you not know what cellphone is, you stupid fucking capitalist pig!?!
(Specter is a 10/10 Immersion specialist)
 

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How Dennis and I communicate.

8:46 AM - Vande: Look at the retard trying to play world of warships
8:47 AM - Vande: shouldn't you be off screaming "Roll Tide!" at a squirrel or something?
9:10 AM - Dennis: i already did that this morning
9:10 AM - Dennis: so
9:10 AM - Dennis: fuk off

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"Is this an op?" - Some poor soul in global, during an op

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Cpl Anky: "This is tac 1 he (injured civilian doctor that got shot while carrying suspicious satchel and running up to military personel) wants to talk about compensation.

GySgt Ash: "Tell him to fuck off we're not an HR company."

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*Cpl Anky posts 2 things to global in 5 minutes and is yelled at by the SgtMaj*

Sgt Moraven: *enters channel* tell that man to get off global

Cpl Anky: wait who's on global?

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<04:45:16> " Sgt Boardman": ARES FOREVER
<04:45:19> " Sgt Boardman": BEST ARES
<04:45:24> " Sgt Boardman": #1 ARES
<04:45:29> "SSgt Falconer": You are gonna make me blush
<04:45:35> " Sgt Boardman": CUTEST ARES
<04:45:57> " Sgt Boardman": MOST SASSY ARES
<04:46:04> " Sgt Boardman": ARES ABOVE ALL OTHER ARES
<04:46:12> "Sgt Boardman": KING OF THE ARES
<04:46:37> " Sgt Boardman": PRIME MINISTER ARES, OF THE LAND OF ARES
<04:46:40> "SSgt Falconer": Geez

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1stLt Ray: I want to help Hart in S-5 but I don't want to subject myself to his butterbar rule.
 

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1stLt Brownlee: What's that thing that everyone has on their PC where you can paint?
1stLt: Brownlee: Oh it's called paint

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Cpl Cole: Shoot it all over my face. You might get me excited!

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25 minutes ago, 2ndLt Hart said:

Cpl Cole: Shoot it all over my face. You might get me excited!

Can confirm. He does get excited.

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LCpl Seixeiro: nah they all just a bunch of pussies and we need to let natural selection take its course

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