NEWS
- In Universe Dateline: May 22nd 2021
- WAR IN EUROPE, The Balkans aflame once again
- UN Condemns Serbian aggression against Kosovo and Montenegro. Urges immediate ceasefire.
- Russian foreign ministry to release statement on conflict regarding combat aircraft stationed in Serbia.
- Deleted Tweet from US Aviator: "Strap Me in My Cockpit and Point Me at Belgrade!"
- Colombian army clashes with Nova Medellín Cartel. Dozens killed.
- Private Military Company Cold Harbor reports record profits for 2020.
- DOD official: "No US forces in the line of fire in Kosovo"
- Industrial explosion blankets Indiana town with marshmellow fluff.
- THESE HEADLINES ARE WORKS OF FICTION INTENDED TO SUPPORT THE STORYLINES OF THE 3d MRB REALISM UNIT
