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- In Universe Dateline: Febuary 14th 2023 Tensions rise in South Africa after no clear winner in Presidential election Bomb in Tehran café kills three IRGC members, separatists suspected Dominican Republic government on verge of collapse as gang violence escalates in Santa Domingo Russia claims successful test of nuclear-powered cruise missile, experts remain skeptical Man claims he was acting under Taylor Swift's secret orders after being arrested at NATO summit Livonia detains 12 over suspected coup attempt Sahrani troops disperse protest with gunfire, 8 reported dead Hurricane rips through Florida Cemetery; Hundreds reported Dead THESE HEADLINES ARE WORKS OF FICTION INTENDED TO SUPPORT THE STORYLINES OF THE 3d MRB REALISM UNIT
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