Maj (Ret) Ray

Technically, the Gomer Pyle bathroom scene is.

He probably passed a couple of days ago, but Death wanted to make sure he wasn't just sleeping.

While true, there are also plenty of opportunities for alternate gameplay with S-2 roleplaying. We had a combined arms scenario in TFA's final FTX, as an example.

This sounds to me like they'll release the vehicles after the Tanks DLC. Weapons don't really need to wait.

If they're far enough along to show screenshots means that we can probably count on them being included. The SCAR looks completed or nearly completed, and the Stryker model looks like it just needs texturing. RHS 0.4.6 perhaps?

Apparently the Strykers are real. And SCARs!

RHS still has the announcement up on their Facebook page… ... but CUP has announced it was a prank.

Current status of Task Force Alpha:

Yep. But two different announcements... supposedly. The first announcement is that CUP + RHS is combining into one mod. The second is that they're developing official vanilla content. We'll see™.

Oh, you sweet summer child.

This would be a very cruel joke if false. But I think the real, core joke is to keep people guessing by announcing it on April 1, similar to ACE3's announcement. It'd be very nice if this was true, because official SCARs and getting access to CUP's DAP would be fantastic.

RHS has a similar announcement on their Facebook page. On one hand, today is April 1. On the other hand, ACE3 was announced on April 1, 2015. So who knows.

1stLt Kardnal: "That Chinese restaurant is so authentic it got raided for human trafficking."

Nazis and peasants. I doubt a single commie was killed by that gun. The commies were the ones using it.

There's an equally high chance it was used to kill Soviet conscripts who made the "mistake" of taking a step backward.

The worst part is, that looks quite like the place where I work.

Capt Makowski attempting to enforce my LOA on me: HM1 (FMF) Williams: "So, Ray, how do I get these medical settings?" Maj Ray: "Go to Settings > Addons > Ace Med--" Capt Makowski: "REEEEEE!" HMCS (FMF) Parker: "Guys, quiet down, Ray is trying to--" Maj Ray: "So you select Medics Only or Doctors Onl--" Capt Makowski: "I don't know what you're talking about, we're just talking over J Willy talking to himself, because there is no Ray here."

S-4 testing the mod pack.

1stSgt Bingham replying in the Company HQ PM thread.

Fallout: New Vegas. It has its problems, but I've dropped hundreds of hours on that game. I wish I could do it all over.

It's probably a good time to trot this classic meme out.