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Maj (Ret) Ray

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  1. Please tell me there's a Fulda Gap tank battle.
  2. Stealth announcement: Reach is being added to the MCC.
  3. Just an FYI to the unit. It looks like one of this week's Windows updates causes degraded performance in 3D games. Note the last paragraph in particular. Feel free to uninstall the relevant update if you've lost FPS.
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  4. Proposing to rename this thread "Cringe thread for Capt (Ret) Koch".
  5. Waking up in the bunker next to the Washington Memorial and running out into the trenches was fantastic. Best single player campaign of any COD game.
  6. I'd say COD4 was more important.
  7. The all time greatest multiplayer component of a game is Quake II. Everything since has been downhill. Get off my lawn. Meanwhile, the DC level post-EMP was one of the greatest single player levels EVER.
  8. This is fine. Campaign was the only reason to play MW2.
  9. Fuck yes.
  10. When you know exactly what will trigger @LTC Brueske.
  11. When @Maj LaPrade posts an LOA just to goad me into memeing his military cuisine.
  12. Congrats! Hope it's everything you expected.
  13. Maj LaPrade: "Are there any runners in here? What's a good eight mile run time?" Maj Ray: "About 2 hours, according to Google."
  14. When it's not your fault but you have to take the blame for it anyway.
  15. Tales from CS OPSEC: 1stSgt Parker: "Australia is by New Zealand, right?"
  16. Implying I have the ability to learn anything.
  17. At least you'll make more money than me.
  18. Joke's on you all; I don't code!
  19. Tales from CS OPSEC: Maj Ray: "Alright, let's begin by going top to bottom." LtCol Makowski: "Ooooh, yeah, I like going top to bottom." SSgt Whelan: "I feel like we need one of those water spray bottles. Bad Makowski!"
  20. GySgt Specter: "I guess this means Legion's the better team."
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