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Capt Hawkins

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    HM3 Mask: You know what helps me out when I'm nervous Hawkins? Me: Whats that? HM3 Mask: What makes me feel better when I'm nervous is I like to eat a bag of Cheetos® and then have wet dreams while I'm playing Me: Don't fall asleep on me Mask.
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    Remember controlled bursts
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    We want, NO! NEED this call sign!
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    Merry Christmas
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    Bring it on commies, I got my tactical bow.
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    Goodbye armored, hope you're not feeling too deflated.
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    My thoughts on the forums.
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