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Sgt (Ret) Hastings

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  11. Posted

    1 hour ago, LtCol Makowski said:

    LtCol Makowski: Can i NJP someone for what someone quoted them as saying in a quote book?

    *Makowski's brain*: *shrugs*

    my brain: I'm trying to decide whether or not quoting your own brain is genius or a new level of narcissism

    my brain: fuck

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  15. Posted

    But now, for the first time, I see you are a man like me. I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet, of your rifle; now I see your wife and your face and our fellowship. Forgive me, comrade. We always see it too late. Why do they never tell us that you are poor devils like us, that your mothers are just as anxious as ours, and that we have the same fear of death, and the same dying and the same agony--Forgive me, comrade; how could you be my enemy?

     

     

    - All quiet on the western front

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  16. Posted

    When every other game that is even slightly related to modern combat reminds you of ArmA and all your friends, and you realise all your teammates are dead because they don't have hundreds of hours of training in a virtual combat simulator and you sigh cos the game you're playing doesn't have smoke grenades to represent a mass casualty

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  18. Posted · Edited by HMC (FMF) Williams 

    First Name: Maximilian
Last Name: Hastings
Age: 24
Desired Duty Assignment: 0372 Critical Skills Operator (Sunday)
ArmA III Player ID: 76561198003194320
Steam Name: punky616
Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/punkadoo616/
How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 6 years now
Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No
How did you find out about us?: I've got a long standing history with the 3rd
If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: H&S Officer Ray
Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: Because I miss my friends, the professional feeling milsim experience, and because my computer might actually keep up this time

Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?:  Yes
Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes
Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes
Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes
Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1500EST (2100CET)? Yes
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  24. Posted

    Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"

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