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Maj Whelan

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  1. Maj Whelan

    Bourbon Suggestions

    Monkey shoulder is a good one, as is wild turkey, but personally I’d recommend makers mark.
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When you crash the helicopter twice and people expect you not to crash the 3rd time
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    VB is shit tier, drinking in the morning does fix hangovers.
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    it doesn’t have to be April 1st for us to not take you seriously
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    3d MRB Quote Book

    9:12 AM - Koch: thank u 9:12 AM - Koch: just got to the aliens with the big milk tiddies
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    Cringe Thread for Capt Ray

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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    me gettig drunk at paddy’s day https://youtu.be/0aasgktW8uE
  9. Maj Whelan

    [ACCEPTED] Spears, James Application

    Mr. Spears, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    [ACCEPTED] Bakker, Barry Recruitment

    Mr. Bakker, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
  11. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    WE ARE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN
  12. Maj Whelan

    [ACCEPTED] Osbourne, Stephen Application

    Mr. Osbourne, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
  13. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    good one cooper
  14. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  15. Maj Whelan

    openttd

    i have no clue how to play it but fuck it, why not
  16. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Quote Book

    SSgt McCelvy: I've seen a bunch of dicks in my day
  17. Maj Whelan

    [ACCEPTED] Tullo, Steve Application

    Mr. S. Tullo, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    [ACCEPTED] Wauben, Patrick Application

    Mr. Wauben, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    The 1986 Libya Air Campaign (First Mission @ 17-JAN-18, 1900)

    I won’t claim a spot as more than likely I won’t be able to show, but I’m willing to go anywhere.
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    I get the office, you guys get SNL, fair trade
  21. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    me to me when I realise I have to do ribbon racks
  22. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    come out of reserves and you get a rack
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    [ACCEPTED] Morgan, Andrew application

    Mr. Morgan, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the School of Infantry sub-board for the next available scheduled ITC class. If you are attending an ITC class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "School of Infantry" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "ITC" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    3d MRB Music Thread

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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    is it sad that ive done this?
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