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Maj Whelan

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  1. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    I think we should take this as a lesson to never fuck with the Master Chief As a fellow Chief, in your honour, *Chief stare*
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    MSOT Theme Songs

    Aviation's official theme song:
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    et tu, cole?
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

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    Bourbon Suggestions

    drinkibg is what got me into that mess
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    Bourbon Suggestions

    last time I had tequila I had to do it with a mustard chaser you should all try it it’s good trust me
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    Bourbon Suggestions

    Monkey shoulder is a good one, as is wild turkey, but personally I’d recommend makers mark.
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When you crash the helicopter twice and people expect you not to crash the 3rd time
  9. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    VB is shit tier, drinking in the morning does fix hangovers.
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    it doesn’t have to be April 1st for us to not take you seriously
  12. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Quote Book

    9:12 AM - Koch: thank u 9:12 AM - Koch: just got to the aliens with the big milk tiddies
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    Cringe Thread for Capt Ray

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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    me gettig drunk at paddy’s day https://youtu.be/0aasgktW8uE
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    [ACCEPTED] Spears, James Application

    Mr. Spears, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    [ACCEPTED] Bakker, Barry Recruitment

    Mr. Bakker, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    WE ARE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN
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    [ACCEPTED] Osbourne, Stephen Application

    Mr. Osbourne, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    good one cooper
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

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    openttd

    i have no clue how to play it but fuck it, why not
  22. Maj Whelan

    3d MRB Quote Book

    SSgt McCelvy: I've seen a bunch of dicks in my day
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    [ACCEPTED] Tullo, Steve Application

    Mr. S. Tullo, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
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    [ACCEPTED] Wauben, Patrick Application

    Mr. Wauben, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel
  25. Maj Whelan

    The 1986 Libya Air Campaign (First Mission @ 17-JAN-18, 1900)

    I won’t claim a spot as more than likely I won’t be able to show, but I’m willing to go anywhere.
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