MSgt (Ret) Carter

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**Playing Fallout 76 w/ @Cpl Maxwell** Cpl Maxwell: "Huh! a bed to rest on." Game: "SLEEPING ON RANDOM GROUND BEDS CAN SPREAD DISEASES." Cpl Maxwell: "I'll just have a quick nap then (1 minute)." Game: "YOU HAVE CONTRACTED SWAMP ITCH (Disease)." Cpl Maxwell: "AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Wish we actually had something like this for our Humvee’s and MRAPs.

These news headlines are really starting to hit close to home

Gonna bump this old gem @Capt Kardnal

Girlfriend: Why are you parking over there?! Me: Cuz it’s busy Girlfriend: what the fuck are you talking about? Me: Negative. Wave off! Girlfriend: what the — let me out here Thanks @LTC Brueske

How about these Kyle memes yall

Some of you may know that my real job consists of me driving a forklift at a Costco. This is my personal collection of some of the funniest and most expensive forklift accident's we've had! Note: not all of these photos were taken at my warehouse. Enjoy!

All I know is it wasn't Swift

Agreed. The work Golembesky has put into every mission my task force departs on is unprecedented in this unit. This operation certainly highlights his knowledge in this particular theater and has made the deployment the best yet (in my opinion). At the team leadership level, S-2 provides us with a sense of achievement and progress in each mission intel brief. The storylines and mission intel always makes sense, and leaves myself with a clear and logical mission every cycle thus far. Bravo and thank you. I will report any concerns or compliments as they become aware to me.

I just got in. I’ll check it out Sunday night or Monday.

@LtCol Makowski explaining to @CW4 Whelan how he gets to choose a custom air frame callsign in an operation

When I've been explaining a unit conspiracy and after 30 mins @Capt Kardnal catches one alarming detail

If you hate moth memes... I hate you

A visual representation of how ODD 01-18 should have gone. @SSgt Kozak @Capt Kardnal you're welcome

This is a good meme

When you come back from LOA and immediately get deployed to butt-fuck nowhere