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Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

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  1. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    BI fixing 17 year old ArmA bug

    I hope so el heffe, I hope so.
  2. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    BI fixing 17 year old ArmA bug

    Yeah it's bullshit they think bushes work. I was sitting in a large bush in the dead of night and hadn't moved or made a noise in over 10 minutes and I got shot at by an AI 200 meters behind me. I used Zeus to check out the incident and there's no way the AI could have seen me on the other side of the bush unless it detected 1 pixel through the leafs.
  3. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    BI fixing 17 year old ArmA bug

    Now if they could fix bushes I'd be soooooo happy.
  4. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    At least 1 person in this unit is waking up this morning like this when they remember it's Mother's Day and they forgot to get a gift.
  5. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    That One Game?

    So what is the one game that, if you could, you wish you could forget playing? So you could play it all over again and enjoy the game like you did the first time. That pure excitement and losing yourself in it and such. For me, it's The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. What about you people?
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  7. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  8. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Benson: I have a body pillow of Bingham behind me.
  9. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    If You Love Benson!

    https://taterdate.me He's our favorite potato.
  10. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Sgt Moraven: "It feels good to have a nice long tube in my hands" Sgt Moraven an hour later recounting the moment. Sgt Moraven: "It feels good to have a long tube in my mou..hands"
  11. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    At least we're BFFs now. @Capt Makowski #VandeVord4XO2K18
  12. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    HUMBLE SOFTWARE REBUNDLE: VEGAS PRO

    $928 of software for $20. https://www.humblebundle.com/software/vegas-pro-creative-freedom-rebundle?linkID=&mcID=102:5ace6ba40fab4e810e58d1bf:ot:56e73859733462ca89872472:1&utm_source=Humble+Bundle+Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=2018_04_11_vegaspro_softwarerebundle&linkID=&utm_content=hero_image
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    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    @Cpl Rougthvedt on his way to invade England as his ancestors once did.
  14. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When @Cpl Rougthvedtactually does when "Sabaton and chilling".
  15. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    @Cpl Rougthvedt & @Sgt Braathen drunk shenanigans
  16. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Imeson: If I meet my maker tomorrow I'm gonna say "What the fuck bro?!"
  17. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    Thought Experiment

    I'd like to propose a thought experiment to all of you. Choose a world event, big or small, from any point in history and change it. Example; "How would the world be changed if the Roman Empire didn't collapse?" or "What if the new world didn't exist?" Think long and hard about it. Write a reply with some depth, length and serious thought put into it. I would encourage you avoid obvious and easy ones like Germans winning world war 1/2. You can of course do the obvious ones, you're a human with free will. I'd also request people to not just do one line events like "FDR was never president" and just leave it at that. No real story or thought. You can work on it as a group. Debate is welcome as long as it is civil. However I'll make another topic, if need be, for it. Summary 1. Choose a world event, big or small, at any point in history and change it. 2. Please avoid sensitive topics like "What if Donald Trump was assassinated?" or other scenarios in history that will cause an uproar in the forums. Forum rules still do apply, obviously. 3. Write about said event change in depth with some serious thought put into it. Things like how it would impact things immediately and in the long run on a regional, national or global scale. Punctuation, grammar and so on, isn't required but it does help. I'm guilty of being terrible at them. Try to get spelling right though, please. Photos never hurt to help with a story. Making a video on your topic would truly cool, but not required. 4. Avoid plagiarism please. Your own thoughts on a topic are way better then copying someone else's. 5. Post it. 6. NO TROLLING. STAY ON TOPIC. 7. Have fun and read other's works.
  18. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    Is Water Wet?

    We never get wet from water because it is a false sensory perception. "Why is that Cpl VandeVord?"
  19. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    Arma 4 just got confirmed!

    How about us army airborne unit? 506th perhaps?
  20. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    VandeVord's ArmA 3: Laws of War DLC Giveaway

    Sorry for the delay. HM2 Pulliam is the winner. Video below. HM2 Pulliam please contact me at your earliest convince on ts3 and I'll gift you the DLC via steam.
  21. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    VandeVord's ArmA 3: Laws of War DLC Giveaway

    I just feel like doing a small giveaway. I'm hoping to see at least 3 people want in. How it will work. 1. Only one entry per person who does not already own the DLC. No "I AM ENTERING TO HELPING ANOTHER PERSON GET IT." allowed. Let's be honest, doing that is an unfair cunty move. 2. I will friend the winner and send him or her the game as a gift. 3. The raffle will end on Thursday the 15th @ 2359. 4. Winner will be announced at some point in the few days following. 5.I'll be choosing the winner by random.org number generator. Each person saying they want in on the raffle will be assigned a number based on the order they post. Obviously anyone who posts about stuff besides wanting in on the raffle doesn't get a number. 6. Ask any questions you may have on this post, please avoid PMing. 7. Also I do not guarantee playing with whomever wins. I'll consider it if asked, but no promises sorry. 8. LCpls and up only. No entry phase people allowed. So good luck. ArmA 3: Laws of War Steam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/571710/ The google sheet for the giveaway https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vsjI_Azrts2Y6_Wwe2LfebpaKPrsmIIYO6VwGh74TvY/edit?usp=sharing
  22. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Meanwhile in 8321
  23. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    2018 Winter Olympics

    I'll grant you that one, but that was also the Kim Il-sung era and that guy was fucking bananas. But that's not AT the olympics.
  24. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    2018 Winter Olympics

    I thought I'd start the topic for it. GO MURICA! MURICA #1! Also don't forget everyone can be a world class curler.
  25. Cpl (Ret) VandeVord

    2018 Winter Olympics

    Sadly, they never misbehave at the olympics. They "must prove their superiority to south korea and the USA"
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