HMC (Ret) (FMF) Rivera

HMC (FMF) Rivera: Alright so Razer uses all the same microphones in all of there stuff. 1stLt Cole: That's cause all Razer microphones are shitty. HMC (FMF) Rivera: Now listen here your mom is shitty, - oh no I'm sorry I didn't mean to bring that in. 1stLt Cole: Yeah she has nothing to do with that. GySgt Falconer in the background: No what is shitty is your immune system cole. Everyone cracking up in TS.

1st LT Cole: "Big dyke energy. That's cool." Capt Whelan dying in the background.

why does it take so fucking log to decrypt the game?! Why is that even a thing?!

Capt Tullo starts drifting into the middle of the formation super fast. GySgt Falconer: “Fast and the furious Tullo drift.”

LCpl Brill, Your application has been accepted. Since you are a returning member of this Unit, you are being placed in reserves where you are free to transfer to an available billet at your discretion. Respectfully Submitted, HMC (FMF) Rivera S-1 Personnel Detachment

I’ll drive kitten!

Assistant Squad Leader (FG42) please

HMC (FMF) Rivera: *clap clap* Girl! Do you have SCUM?! HN Speirs: Bless you. Maj Brueske: Bless you child father for I have sinned. HMC (FMF) Rivera: Alrighty then.

Live footage of LCpl Frase during Operation BloodHound 03-19

HMC (FMF) Rivera and Sgt Melbert having a convo about his upcoming training in 29 palms. Sgt Melbert: Marines are gonna bring MARSOC so that means the British are going to bring SAS. So im going to be on guard duty and im going to blink and fucking Capt Price and Soap are going to be in front of me like "Welcome to the mountains of Kandahar bitches."

@Capt Whelan during bloodhound 03-19

Viking Operation bloodhound 03-19

During debrief of mission with company, s2, and 8312 HQ, and falconer. HMC (FMF) Rivera: I have never sweated so much from my ass cheeks before. It felt like I was doing an extreme work out. I no kidding, stood up and my chair was wet from the sweat that my ass was making every time I clinched my butt cheeks together. Everyone in the team speak, dying.

When I told speirs I had music for her to listen too. HN Speirs: “oh yes baby give me more.”

SSgt Turk: I will be late by 15 minutes HM1 (FMF) Rivera: Why you going to beat your meat? SSgt Turk: No I am going to give someone head. Everyone in the team speak: BREAK COMMS! WHAT?! SSgt Turk: Yeah I am going to give someone head and I am going to get paid.

Who is the girl in the picture?? lmaoooo

Mr. McManus,Before we can process this application, it is required to provide a valid Steam Profile Link. This can be found at the top of your steam program by clicking on (your steam username), going down to profile then copy and paste the URL located under the tabs (Store, Library, Community, (your steam name here.)) Once you have found your Steam Profile Link, please update your application with the proper Link, and post a reply in the topic in order to make the Recruiters aware of the update. We will process this application as soon as possible.Respectfully Submitted,HM1 (FMF) RiveraRecruiting Office Detachment Personnel

I'm sorry I had too

Accepted Application Mr. Doyle, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, HM1 (FMF) Rivera Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

Accepted Application Mr. Cornack, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, HM1 (FMF) Rivera Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel