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HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams

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  1. Mr. Padgett, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  2. 8311 Team Training Briefing: GySgt Kozak: Alright so what's going on? SSgt Schwarz: We're Team HQ tonight. GySgt Kozak: Ah fuck yeah bud lets get it done!
  3. Mr. Cooper, Per command Staff decision, your application has been denied and have been given a General Discharge Respectfully, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  4. Mr. Cooper, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  5. https://www.reddit.com/r/homelab/comments/akfpmo/lab_inspection_everyone/
  6. Mr. Torregrossa, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  7. I may buy this game just for this.
  8. Several from 8311s Operation: HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Where can I find Sgt Easy's grave? GySgt Carter: Typical woman, only wants the man now that he's dead. Me: *Driving pickup truck past 8311 Tac 1* Sgt Melbert: I want my disability check run me over! Capt Golembesky: *Walks into CCP all bloody* Me & HM2 (FMF) Rivera: What happened to you? Capt Golembesky: I "Tactically" jumped off the roof Me: Oh so you fell off the roof, got it.
  9. 8311 Element 1 Members conducting advanced MOUT operations.
  10. Mr. Carrendar, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  11. Mr. Carrendar, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Respectfully Submitted, HMC (FMF) Williams
  12. @HM1 (FMF) Kakta I found you a woman: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-6405871/US-Navy-woman-dresses-giant-HUSKY-DOG-homemade-fursuit.html
  13. Mr. Hastings, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  14. Mr. Parker, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  15. Mr. Fowler, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  16. Meanwhile in Canada:
  17. Mr. VandeVord, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  18. Mr. Braathen, I have processed you back into the unit. You will be placed in reserves until you transfer to an active billet at your convenience. Welcome back, HMC (FMF) Williams S-1 Personnel Clerk
  19. @Capt Kardnal leading MSOT 8311 into battle
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