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GySgt Cole

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  1. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Leaked video of @CW2 Alp starting his own air force
  2. GySgt Cole

    Bourbon Suggestions

    If you don't like tequila you've drank shitty tequila
  3. GySgt Cole

    Bourbon Suggestions

    Yeah, I think Maker's Mark will be my first try. I definitely want to try some good scotch eventually too. I've been really enjoying building out a home bar.
  4. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    found @CW4 Whelan
  5. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    go play @Capt Falconer's mission I'll do this when I get back
  6. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    >[email protected] >************** >... > LOGIN SUCCESSFUL > WELCOME MR. COLE >... >You have (1) new email. SUBJECT: RE: Green Giraffe TO: [email protected] FROM: [email protected] CC: [email protected], [email protected] MSG: Cole, I need you to organize a team for deniable operations in Chernarus later next week. Some people saw something they weren't supposed to see, and some other people want them to forget about it. Arrange their funerals. We have some vehicles prestaged in country, and your loadouts should be as follows: Uniforms: All black. Helmets, gear, everything. Weapons: Russian in origin. NO WESTERN WEAPONS/ATTACHMENTS. You should assemble a roster as follows: Mission Command Team "Overlord" Commander: Hito Communications Specialist: Specter Medical Specialist: Williams Drone Operator: Team 1 "Wolf" Team Leader: Prak Machine Gunner: Turk Medic: Chase Rifle (AT): Carrera Assistant Team Leader: Markin Machine Gunner: McCord Grenadier: S. Tullo Rifle (AT): Braathen Bird 1 "Eagle" Pilot: Brueske Co-Pilot: Yildirir If you want to bring extra guys, feel free to organize a Wolf 2 in the same fashion. Get this done quick, we expect an operation on Saturday, 21APR at 2000 Romeo.
  7. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Quote Book

    McCelvy: I don't know, she's cute but she's not hot. Maybe in ten years? She needs a couple dicks in her Me: *snort* Purcell: But you can be her daddy McCelvy: Nah I don't want none of that Specter: *hysterical laughter*
  8. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    coming Fall 2018.... Operation: DESERET STORM STARRING @Capt Hart @GySgt Street AND THE MEN OF eMARINE SPECIAL OPERATIONS TEAM 8312
  9. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    The officer's lounge image could not be more relevant
  10. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Music Thread

    With my ego, I could stand there in a Speedo and be looked at like a fucking hero
  11. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    Hey sorry for the last minute update but I'm actually pretty sick irl, so I'm gonna post pone this until next weekend if interest holds. Sorry guys!
  12. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    LOL Fucking millennials!
  13. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    Bumping, I'm still going to run this if people are interested. I'd love to pick up a mission commander though
  14. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    A roleplayer tries to get the attention of 8313 as they RTB, 2018, colorized
  15. GySgt Cole

    Operation Abraham's Fist

    You can call me Hammer 1-2 (Cmdr)
  16. GySgt Cole

    Sierra 7 Private Security

    (I don't actually speak Russian my gf does)
  17. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Quote Book

    "My niece was over there beboping like what's his name, Squarepants Bob or some shit, and she's beboping around dancing and throwing the ball down the lane. Meanwhile I'm here using proper form, kicking my legs out, and she's kicking my ass!" McCelvy on Wii bowling
  18. GySgt Cole

    Military Pictures/Video Thread

    this is too badass not to post GySgt Carlos Norman "White Feather" Hathcock II. Crawled on his stomach for days, alone, with less food or water, past enemy patrols and armaments, to take down an NVA general at 700 yds.
  19. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  20. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Don't make me take this thread by force, Major
  21. GySgt Cole

    CK2 is free until Saturday @ 1300EST

    CK2: manage your dynasty, political intrigue and take back the holy land! Unless you're non-Catholic and can just murder the shit out of things! You can pick up a free copy (not a trial or free weekend) on Steam. Even if you're not sure if you'll like it, you should pick it up because it's completely free. Generally considered one of the easier paradox games to pick up (my personal rating would be HOI4 -> CK2 -> EU4 -> others), and if you play with a friend you can ride on their DLC coattails. I'm not promising to play with any of you nerds, just a PSA.
  22. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Kirkland Vodka and Kirkland Spiced Rum are my sword and shield btw 1000th reply all y'all can suck my balls thru my draws
  23. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    when you see your non-unit friend playing arma
  24. GySgt Cole

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    MRW Company asserts authority over me but I don't necessarily disagree
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