Specter

Me when I do anything even slightly incorrectly

Hold lifted. Processed as Accepted.

My doctor: Have you suffered from anxiety, loss of motivation, extreme sadness or any type of depression within the last two weeks? Me:

Pictured: My CoC

Mr. Kimmes, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Chief

Spot the difference (hint, you can't).

@SSgt Whelan can you translate this for me?

JWilly in the groupchat: Me and @Capt Kardnal @MSgt Carter

I don't remember any of this.

If anyone recorded any of that please upload @Sgt Melbert

I vaguely remember this.

I'll be 100, I already don't remember half of this.

lmao

Me: I'm a pacifist sometimes @LtCol MakowskiMakowski : Specter you literally have a cult of people who flock to you on Friday nights to laugh about people being killed. Me: Yeah that's fair.

How I deal with being single on Valentine's Day

Me looking at the newest application

Mr. Bourne, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Chief

@LtCol Makowski

Carter: Everyone likes the opposite sex but Carter.