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MSgt (Ret) Bingham

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  1. Mr. McCord,

     

    Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you.

     

    Respectfully Submitted,
    GySgt Bingham
    S-1 Chief


  2. The reason people are roasting on the name "Operation Sand Viper" is that it brings back memories of the 3d MRB's first deployment which was named "Operation Sand Viper" and it was cancer to the brain because it was conceived by an inept section leader and done probably an hour before the due date. It was hastily put together and consisted of almost no backstory and story development in general and was the blandest and un-interesting storyline a brain could conceive. It was the worst deployment this unit has and will ever see. Kind of like taking a dump in someone's yard, leaving it there, and then coming back a month later expecting the owners of the yard to give you a cookie. 

     

     

    LCpl Buono, I can assure you that no one is roasting on you personally and if anything were having a good old guy laugh about the name. I will be there if I can and from what you have stated thus far on the story synopsis it seems interesting and I'm sure you will get some people who are interested in joining.

     

    Don't let everyone else's memes put you down, we're just having a good laugh. 

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  3. Mr. Kent, 

    After reviewing your application for some time, I have come to the conclusion that you are not a good fit for the unit, and your application has been denied. Any questions or concerns should be directed at me (GySgt Bingham) via PM. 

     

    Respectfully, 

     

    GySgt Bingham

    S-1 Chief 

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