HM1 (Ret) Speirs Posted June 7, 2020 Russian Space Program: Plot to Weaken America?Jones Alex- October 1st 2019 Russian rocket lifting from a launch site in Baikonur Russia has launched a new rocket carrying what they call a "advanced communications satellite" high into the atmosphere, and is set to go online later this month. It's a somewhat unusual move for them as they don't tend to publicize such launches much, but this one was broadcast by multiple Russian news agencies live, including Soyuz News. So called "experts" from Roscosmos say that it's meant to improve communications and GPS guidance across the northern hemisphere, insuring a "closer and more connected" world by ensuring a consistent stream of data ensuring that GPS signals are strong and reliable. But don't be fooled dear reader, this is obviously a ploy by the Russians to weaken America in preparation for all out war! If this satellite is going to be going across the northern hemisphere that means it's going to be flying directly over the United States, which gives them a perfect opportunity to implant subliminal messages in your brain through the use of 5G waves. Now I hear yourself asking, "What ARE these messages?" and I hear you. Lucky for you enlightened reader, we have deciphered what it could potentially be! The message we intercepted included the phrases "Railway", "Provost" and "Carrot". From this we determined that they're going to try and turn you dear citizen, into one of them! A filthy communist! Once these messages are embedded in your brain all they need to do is hit one switch, and you'll turn against your country, bringing this great nation low and bringing it to the side of the reds! How do you protect yourself I hear you asking? You can purchase our Oil remedy to strengthen your brain and leave you IMPERVIOUS to Russian bio-hacking and leftest subliminal messaging! Starting at 29.99 1 2 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GySgt Cole Posted June 7, 2020 I hate you! My listeners hate you! Remember that, scumbag, forever! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites