Me: Hurry the fuck up!
Kardnal: gimmie a few. doin morning shit. just woke up.
Me: more like rubbin' one out
Kardnal: you keep taunting my routine and ill fucking mail it to you
Me: I really would prefer not to receive international jizz mail
When me and @2ndLt Kardnal are shooting the shit and I ask "So what have you been up to lately?" and he proceeds to ramble about alcohol for 25 minutes