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@Cpl Gwynne

When you apply for something that has nothing to do with your Art Degree but you throw it on there anyway:

Cpl Schwarz, talking about how to pronounce his name: "It's like Schwarzenegger.... without the 'negger'."

no

During TFA FTX 05-18, while setting up the Company HQ hostages at the first safehouse: Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in my face: "Got your nose!" Capt Makowski, using the pointing gesture in SgtMaj LaPrade's face: "Got your nose!" While setting up the hostage scenario at the end: SSgt Kozak, roleplaying as a hostage taker: "OK, do you guys have anything in your vests or uniforms? Cable ties?" Capt Makowski: "Just Ray's and LaPrade's noses." SSgt Kozak, after 10 seconds of stunned, confused silence: "I fucking hate you." Bonus round: SSgt Kozak, driving his 3 hostages around in a GaZ, decides to randomly park the GaZ next to foliage along the road, then says: "I am bush."