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  1. M. Golembesky

    M. Golembesky

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      5

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      465

  2. MSgt (Ret) Carter

    MSgt (Ret) Carter

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      3

    • Content Count

      1,085

  3. HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams

    HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams

    Retired

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      2

    • Content Count

      817

  4. Maj Whelan

    Maj Whelan

    Reserves

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Popular Content

Showing content with the highest reputation on 12/09/2018 in Posts

  1. 3 points
    MSgt (Ret) Carter
    OH NO I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS SKI Me, an intellectual: "Golembesky, how many casualties did you guys take (IRL) due to falling off of buildings?" Golembesky: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
  2. 2 points
    HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams
    Several from 8311s Operation: HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Where can I find Sgt Easy's grave? GySgt Carter: Typical woman, only wants the man now that he's dead. Me: *Driving pickup truck past 8311 Tac 1* Sgt Melbert: I want my disability check run me over! Capt Golembesky: *Walks into CCP all bloody* Me & HM2 (FMF) Rivera: What happened to you? Capt Golembesky: I "Tactically" jumped off the roof Me: Oh so you fell off the roof, got it.
  3. 2 points
    Maj Whelan
    Sgt Turk: Consent is a really weird issue where I come from.
  4. 1 point
    Capt Hart
    1stLt Wauben loving the marine promotion warrant: "To rank such as from the ..." & "To render obedience in appropriate others" Sgt Turk talking about Squad: Its so pretty now! It's like jizzy!
  5. 1 point
    SSgt (Ret) Braathen
    HN VandeVord: why is my face brown?
  6. 1 point
    GySgt Cole
    I can't source it, but this is apparently a SEAL and he looked pretty fucking rad so there you go
  7. 0 points
    M. Golembesky
    "I am coming home Brittany." -Sgt Easy (Afghan CMDO), KIA 09DEC2018
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