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  • Mr. Harrea's house crushed by falling debris in Venezuelan Space Program accident
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  • SUG Rebels gain legitimacy in Venezuela following several successful offensives
  • Skirmishes along Afghanistan-Pakistan border raises concerns about new flare up in the region
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  • Livonian parliament passes reunification law, US and Polish troops plan staged withdrawal
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  1. MSgt (Ret) Carter
    OH NO I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS SKI Me, an intellectual: "Golembesky, how many casualties did you guys take (IRL) due to falling off of buildings?" Golembesky: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhh"
    3 points
  2. HMCS (Ret) (FMF) Williams
    Several from 8311s Operation: HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Where can I find Sgt Easy's grave? GySgt Carter: Typical woman, only wants the man now that he's dead. Me: *Driving pickup truck past 8311 Tac 1* Sgt Melbert: I want my disability check run me over! Capt Golembesky: *Walks into CCP all bloody* Me & HM2 (FMF) Rivera: What happened to you? Capt Golembesky: I "Tactically" jumped off the roof Me: Oh so you fell off the roof, got it.
    2 points
  3. Maj (Ret) Whelan
    Sgt Turk: Consent is a really weird issue where I come from.
    2 points
  4. Capt Hart
    1stLt Wauben loving the marine promotion warrant: "To rank such as from the ..." & "To render obedience in appropriate others" Sgt Turk talking about Squad: Its so pretty now! It's like jizzy!
    1 point
  5. SSgt (Ret) Braathen
    HN VandeVord: why is my face brown?
    1 point
  6. T. Cole
    I can't source it, but this is apparently a SEAL and he looked pretty fucking rad so there you go
    1 point
  7. M. Golembesky
    "I am coming home Brittany." -Sgt Easy (Afghan CMDO), KIA 09DEC2018
    0 points
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