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First Name: William Last Name: Coleman Age: 24 Desired Duty Assignment: 0372 ArmA III Player ID: 76561198049214150 Steam Name: KillerMango Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198049214150/ How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 5 Years 4 Months Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No How did you find out about us?: Sgt. Hague If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: Sgt. Hague Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: I'm looking for an environment in which people are serious and some my friends are joining. Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?: Yes Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1500EST (2100CET)? Yes

Mr. William, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, Sgt Bohannon Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

When I learn of Major Ray's Secrets in the modpack. When I learn of his newest one.

Explaining laptop RAM installation to LTC Brueske: SSgt Anderson: "Brueske, you literally just put it in." Maj Ray: "That's what she said." SSgt Anderson: "Brueske isn't familiar with that either." LTC Brueske: "Ouch, Anderson." Maj Ray: "Brueske, it's just like sex. First you have to unscrew and pull down the covers. Then you need to find the clip. You touch the clip and then the slot speads open, and you then you stick it in." SSgt Anderson: dying laughing

Happy birthday to the best team leader and one of the nicest, most intelligent people I get the absolute pleasure of working with every week @1stLt Ray

I saw @2ndLt Wolfe at a grocery store in Philly yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bars of butter in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent the scanner from interfettering with his compass” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

How I imagine new LCpls feel in their first op