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Sgt (Ret) Hastings

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  1. I know exactly what I'm getting Kozak for his birthday now
  2. I couldn't make this one but MORE FUN OPS PLEASE
  3. Didn't evade for shit, I just wanted the Iranians to know our name before dying
  4. Added as punkadoo616
  5. Upon Williams' request, immediately after our operation. You're welcome.
  6. my brain: I'm trying to decide whether or not quoting your own brain is genius or a new level of narcissism my brain: fuck
  7. >the old days >doesn't post 'the video' >Hastings got you covered boys
  8. But now, for the first time, I see you are a man like me. I thought of your hand-grenades, of your bayonet, of your rifle; now I see your wife and your face and our fellowship. Forgive me, comrade. We always see it too late. Why do they never tell us that you are poor devils like us, that your mothers are just as anxious as ours, and that we have the same fear of death, and the same dying and the same agony--Forgive me, comrade; how could you be my enemy? - All quiet on the western front
  9. When every other game that is even slightly related to modern combat reminds you of ArmA and all your friends, and you realise all your teammates are dead because they don't have hundreds of hours of training in a virtual combat simulator and you sigh cos the game you're playing doesn't have smoke grenades to represent a mass casualty
  10. MFW coming back to the unit to feed my unending addiction for ArmA 3
  11. First Name: Maximilian Last Name: Hastings Age: 24 Desired Duty Assignment: 0372 Critical Skills Operator (Sunday) ArmA III Player ID: 76561198003194320 Steam Name: punky616 Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/punkadoo616/ How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 6 years now Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No How did you find out about us?: I've got a long standing history with the 3rd If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: H&S Officer Ray Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: Because I miss my friends, the professional feeling milsim experience, and because my computer might actually keep up this time Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?: Yes Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1500EST (2100CET)? Yes
  12. *NEED TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFIES*
  13. When GySgt Cole has all the time in the world to make new meme videos and you have to do actual work
  14. My reaction to Falconer driving us headlong into an RPG heavy firefight
  15. yes dawg, haven't played Squad in ages, get me on steam punky616
  16. Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"
  17. Oh....oh baby yes
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