Maj (Ret) Whelan

when you accidentally shoot @HN Rivera but no-one knows it was you

1stLt Cole: "I can't think of FDR's first name, I keep thinking feodore."

when there's a mod pack update and im sitting here in Australia going

ill change it to a blank white and black theme

I updated the theme to the best of my abilities, seeing as I don't know HTML and had to keep looking up how to do things along the way, but hopefully the theme is less cancerous then it was before.

You're too old for steam to begin with, I don't see you coping with this

as someone in command staff that has to deal with the cancer known as the 3d MRB, this is a more accurate theme:

I think we should take this as a lesson to never fuck with the Master Chief As a fellow Chief, in your honour, *Chief stare*

Aviation's official theme song:

et tu, cole?

drinkibg is what got me into that mess

last time I had tequila I had to do it with a mustard chaser you should all try it it’s good trust me

Monkey shoulder is a good one, as is wild turkey, but personally I’d recommend makers mark.

When you crash the helicopter twice and people expect you not to crash the 3rd time

VB is shit tier, drinking in the morning does fix hangovers.

it doesn’t have to be April 1st for us to not take you seriously

9:12 AM - Koch: thank u 9:12 AM - Koch: just got to the aliens with the big milk tiddies

me gettig drunk at paddy’s day https://youtu.be/0aasgktW8uE

Mr. Spears, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

Mr. Bakker, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

WE ARE NOT DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN

Mr. Osbourne, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, CW4 Whelan Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel