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Capt (Ret) Tullo

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Posts posted by Capt (Ret) Tullo

  1. Posted

    While sitting around shooting the shit:

     

    Capt Hall: My idea for Kat medical still has not been implemented.

    1stLt Tullo: You mean riding your plane into the ground?

    Capt Hall: Yeah, actually I'm going to start carrying a sword.

    LTC Brueske: Like the Samurai?

    Capt Hall: Yeah, I'm going to carry a Sudoku!

    Everyone laughs

    LTC Brueske: You mean a Seppuku?  

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  4. Posted

    SSgt Bohannon,

     

    Your application has been accepted. Since you are a returning member of this Unit, you are being placed in reserves where you are free to transfer to an available billet at your discretion.

     

    Respectfully Submitted,

    1stLt Tullo
    Recruiting Office Detachment Chief

  5. Posted

    Mr. Bohannon,

     

    Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you.

     

    Respectfully Submitted,
    1stLt Tullo
    Recruiting Office Detachment Chief

  7. Posted

    Mr. DelPercio,

     

    Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you.

     

    Respectfully Submitted,
    1stLt Tullo
    Recruiting Office Detachment Chief

  19. Posted · Edited by GySgt Tullo

    While sitting in Maj Ray's Channel and looking at maps:

     

    GySgt Tullo: Is this suppose to be Japan?

    LTC Brueske: Yes it is suppose to be Okinawa!

     

    Wait five minutes for "Dory" to keep swimming

     

    LTC Brueske: Wait Okinawa is Japan! You all knew that already and just decided not to tell me!

     

    @LTC Brueske

    @Maj Ray

    @LCpl Yildirir

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  21. Posted

    14 hours ago, Capt Kardnal said:

    When you fill in for an operation and start hearing chatter about a CSO being kidnapped, and instead of thinking "Oh shit", the first words to come out of you are "Not again" or "Glad it wasnt me this time"

     

    Ugh.... i can't believe this happened again 

     

    I mean you know you have been operating to long when you start talking military lingo to your co workers and you work at a call center!

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  22. Posted

    I work for a call center for FCA or Chrysler. At this time, I hate my job and want to find something else to do. But my hours for work are great and it is decent pay. 

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