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SSgt (Ret) Melbert

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Everything posted by SSgt (Ret) Melbert

  1. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Got lost again I see...nice to see you STILL haven't learned land nav
  2. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Got lost again I see...nice to see you STILL haven't learned land nav
  3. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Lance Coolie Melbert's Marine Life

    https://imgur.com/aAN3tbj
  4. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Quote Book

    2 from Maj Whelan "Jog you fat piece of shit!" to MSgt Falconer who was walking to the UH-60 on the flight deck "Did I hear you fucking idiots took the wrong set of stairs?! Fucking morons..." Started the operation off strong.....
  5. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    This was Top Secret
  6. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Asymmetric PVP fun mission

    I am in, give me a mosin with a PU scope and I can take out Kakta from 1700 meters
  7. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Screenshot Competition! - April

  8. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Quote Book

    "At the time HQ members had the impression Tac1 need head getting out far enough" "...during witch Viking came upon a Factory compound..." "The parole to OBJ Persia's..." I thought Lt's were supposed to be college educated meaning they knew how to use grammar and punctuation right? (Copied from a certain LT's reports.....)
  9. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Screenshot Competition! - March [CLOSED]

    I lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvvve it
  10. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Me and HMC (FMF) Rivera flying off into the moonlight leaving 1stLt Hague with the Great Whites and Megolodons in Stormworks
  11. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    Captured footage of 8312 Tac 1 breaching a small Taliban house while said Taliban were playing Halo 3 ODST on an xbox shortly before being violently incapacitated.
  12. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    @Cpl Spears
  13. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  14. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    [OVER] Screenshot Competition! -December

    This guy is about to get murdered Chechnya style
  15. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    [OVER] Screenshot Competition! -December

    Just some messing around I did with AI
  16. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Capt Wheelan: Lock it up. HMC Kakta anything for medical? Maj Brueske giggling & interrupting Kakta HMC(FMF) Kakta: Fuck it I got nothing Capt Wheelan: Viking, anything for medical? HMC(FMF) Rivera: Nah I got nothing (starts laughing) Capt Wheelan: Why the fuck do we bother with you people!
  17. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Escape Fun Op

    Need to know how many people have the Contact DLC so I can run the Livonia Map OR find out if you can play the map without the DLC
  18. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Escape Fun Op

    If I can atleast get 12 people, I will setup 6 people on the escape and 6 on the search @WOC Wright @HM3 Speirs
  19. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    Escape From Tarkov

    Looking for people to raid with since being alone in a gunfight is not ideal. Wondering who all would be down.
  20. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  21. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Having a discussion with Rivera Me: Have you seen what Spier's looks like? Rivera: No, does she look like a man? Me: I don't know I was asking you since you two are vagina buddies. Rivera: It's armpit buddies, get it right Me: Is that because that's the sound it makes?
  22. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    The Old Days

    @GySgt (Ret) Specter Holy shit you're alive??
  23. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    [ACCEPTED] C. Melbert Application

    First Name: Cameron Last Name: Melbert Age: 20 Desired Duty Assignment: 0372 ArmA III Player ID: 76561198819896468 Steam Name: Melbert Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/SGTMelbert/ How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 847 hours Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No How did you find out about us?: Prior member If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: Hague, Bohannon, & Rivera Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: The gang is back together Availability (Sundays/Saturdays/Both): Both Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?: Yes Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?: Yes Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1500EST (2100CET)?: Yes
  24. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    @Capt Kardnal @MSgt (Ret) Carter @GySgt (Ret) Specter @SSgt (Ret) Bohannon @SSgt Van Dyke
  25. SSgt (Ret) Melbert

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When three people you thought you were friends with leave and don't bother mentioning you... @GySgt Specter @MSgt Carter @Capt Kardnal jk I just had to bust both your balls😂but sad to see you both go😭
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