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SSgt (Ret) Melbert

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  15. Posted

    HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy.

    Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome! 

    Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!

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  23. Posted

    Me: kakta you're a boot

    HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Shut the fuck up PFC 

    HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Actually all of you are boots to me, I am a senior Specialist.

    LCpl Lombardo: None of you have deployed so you're all boots to me. I deployed to Korea.

    HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Fuck you a ship doesn't count! South Korea isn't a deployment.

    LCpl Lombardo: Actually it's outside the country

    HM2 (FMF) Rivera: THAT'S NOT A DEPLOYMENT! THAT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT!

    HM1 (FMF) Kakta: That's like saying Hawaii is a deployment. 

    LCpl Lombardo in TS chat: Asia deployment 2K18

     

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  24. Posted · Edited by Cpl Melbert

    GySgt Specter drunk at 2am

    Specter: I gotta pee!

    Rivera: Why don't you just go to a tree and pee?

    Specter Cause there's only one tree on this entire ooooo she's hot as fuck 

    Me: Can you be this drunk for our op tonight???

    Specter: Dave Chapelle joined the unit??

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  25. Posted

    I am an 1161 in the USMC, I do what Capt. Kardnal does but I get to shoot shit on the government's dime. Hoping to do 20 years get the hell out after 4 years. Too much dumb shit goes on while you're in garrison and we never really deploy. Wanted to be a tank crewman but there slots were filled up so I chose to do 2111 which is Small Arms Tech...well the small print said "get fucked civi you're a refrigeration guy now who stores dead bodies".

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