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W. McMuster

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    >.>
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    "Speirs is EXTREMELY horny" - @SSgt Cole
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    "He quickly found out that my left ass cheek is less nice than my right ass cheek..." - @SSgt Cole
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    @HMC (FMF) Wirth: SOUND OFF! Element: Crickets @HMC (FMF) Wirth: FUCK
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    POV: You are a DPRC sentry swiping for ass at 2am while manning a border checkpoint @2ndLt Speirs
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    McMuster, youre just jealous you don't have fat fuckin' tits. - @2ndLt Speirs
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    You're*
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    The situation is escalating.
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    just realized this is at 9:30 for me. I'll bow out. If i can make it i'll just slot in as a rifleman
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    That was me taking a shortcut and not knowing that the markers on the map meant "there are two companies of MSV here" @SSgt (Ret) Melbert
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    I'll also take a team lead
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    The joke is that it wasn't your fault. Blame Hades' bird-man and the Upside-down commander for saying 'Yes shoot the man with the rifle'
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    Rule #1 of command. Push the Leadership Blame down the COC.
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    +5% World Tension (Sent volunteers)
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    It was supposed to be a little zap - @Maj Whelan
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    My Bussy, my Business - @Cpl Buono
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    I love @MSgt Falconer, He has very sound ideas, if you're a fucking lunatic. - @Cpl Buono
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    We've linked up with some Insur---Informants - @Capt Hart (Mark Stanton)
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    Loose lips, Staff Sergeant, loose lips.
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    Me and @Sgt Boyle listening to ARES talking on acre after we crashed out of training on saturday
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