Specter

@HM2 Boardman executing political prisoners after taking over the world, 2142, colorised.

The thought that goes through my mind every time I have to do anything official

You're from Monroe, ofc you're ugly.

Srsly tho, I hate Glocks.

Anytime there's people in my channel when I'm trying to be depressed.

Mr. Stellemark, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

Mr. Rodoli, Since you are a returning member in this unit, this application has been flagged to be handled by S-1 Personnel Clerks. Please wait until an available personnel clerk can process this. Thank you. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

Mr. Molina, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

He's going to strike you with his knuckle sandwich.

This meme is in honor of @1st Lt Jennings , may he rest in peace.

Mr. Keener, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assesment and Slection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Recruit. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Detachment Personnel

Probably Fallout 3. EDIT: Or the Halo series.

Mfw I see the leadership above me taking LOAs at the same time

Also, reserve a slot for Duck somewhere in my fireteam pls.

I'll take auto rifleman.

Although I've never shot them, the G36 and L85 platforms make me wet. I love my AR, got it for about 600 bucks, wish I could get a pistol, but my state is controlled by commies. Additionally, besides the 226, my favorite handgun I've shot is the H&K VP9. Sexy pistol.

I've shot a lot of handguns in my life, but my favorite pistol ever has to be the P226. Fantastic pistol.

Guns?!?! TEAM ASSEMBLE @SSgt McCelvy @SSgt Kozak @Cpl Schwarz

Looks a lot like the groupchat I had with @Capt Makowski and @HMCS (FMF) Parker.

*brushes dust off of medevac call-in sheet*

Tanoa?