Specter

Hold lifted. Processed as Accepted.

My doctor: Have you suffered from anxiety, loss of motivation, extreme sadness or any type of depression within the last two weeks? Me:

Pictured: My CoC

Mr. Kimmes, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Chief

Spot the difference (hint, you can't).

@SSgt Whelan can you translate this for me?

JWilly in the groupchat: Me and @Capt Kardnal @MSgt Carter

I don't remember any of this.

If anyone recorded any of that please upload @Sgt Melbert

I vaguely remember this.

I'll be 100, I already don't remember half of this.

lmao

Me: I'm a pacifist sometimes @LtCol MakowskiMakowski : Specter you literally have a cult of people who flock to you on Friday nights to laugh about people being killed. Me: Yeah that's fair.

How I deal with being single on Valentine's Day

Me looking at the newest application

Mr. Bourne, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive a welcome aboard private message with some general instructions to get you initially set up. Check the Phase One: Assessment and Selection sub-board for the next available scheduled A&S class. If you are attending an A&S class check each thread for available times and sign up for it in the "Phase One: Assessment and Selection" Forum below this one. There will be a thread to sign in. In Summary: Step 1. Receive Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions inside of the Welcome Aboard message. Step 2. Sign up for an "A&S" class in the School of Infantry Forum. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Chief

@LtCol Makowski

Carter: Everyone likes the opposite sex but Carter.

Mr. Yates, Thank you for your interest in the 3d MRB Realism Unit. Unfortunately we are unable to process your application at this time, as we do not allow Dual Clanning. Respectfully submitted, GySgt Specter Recruiting Office Chief