Capt Hart
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Posts posted by Capt Hart
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2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.
Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.- 4
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More great out of context ray quotes...
1stLt Ray: It smells like fish pussy
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1stLt Ray: Stick with me kid. You'll go far. Into a ditch. Screaming.
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SSgt Falconer: I just realized that I held down my push to talk while I ate my nuts.
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Thanks specter. We march on.
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Cpl Cole: Do I want to get sweaty before bed?
Later...Cpl Cole: I found out the other day that I am very capable of murder.
Cpl Cole: Nothing fills me with rage and wanting to kill more than BAKING! -
Yup. I think I prefer horror movies this way
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Cpl Cole: If this map was a woman I would take it to dinner.
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ITC Class Bravo 13-17
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Cpl Cole: Shoot it all over my face. You might get me excited!
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ITC Class Bravo 08-17
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That looks awesome. Still, would be slightly awkward if they ran out of battery power during a firefight and had to strip down in front of the enemy...
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Sgt Coburn: Hart you sounded like fucking Steven Hawking's wheelchair. Thats what you sounded like.
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After 1stLt Ray got promoted...
<20:26:56> "Sgt Jennings": ray 1 hart 0- 2
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LCpl Cole: Yeah let me call up my boy God
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Ahhhh FMTB at its finest.
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SSgt Falconer: Cool we get to go do an operation on URanus then?
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I appear to have quite the thoughtful Team Chief
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Maj Whitby: What comes after 21? I mean 20? Oh 21!
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When you keep trying to sign things as a SSgt...
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The Video Thread.
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