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Capt Hart

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  1. 2ndLt Wolfe: I like how together we all make a penis with our ranks. Brueske is the ball-sack of the unit.

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    Capt Brueske: Except Schwartz's rank is upside down for it to be the tip.
    2ndLt LaPrade: No its an inside-out dick so.
    2ndLt Wolfe: Not unless its someone docking.

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  2. Cpl Cole: Do I want to get sweaty before bed?

    Later...

    Cpl Cole: I found out the other day that I am very capable of murder.

    Cpl Cole: Nothing fills me with rage and wanting to kill more than BAKING!

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