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You are about to embark upon the Great Wargame Sequel, toward which we have
striven these many years. The eyes of the warchat are upon you. The 
memes and shitposts of redditors everywhere post with you. 
In company with our brave Publishers and developers on
other Games, you will bring about the destruction of the wehraboo
machine, the elimination of SS myths over the oppressed peoples of
r/shitwehraboossay, and financial solvency for ourselves in the real world.

- General Mad Mat

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"t-34 op, MEIN KRUPPEN STEEL best tanks"

"Americans cheat why m4e8 so cheap and so powerful?" 

"Why does p-52 beat Me-109 Eugen fix"

"Sturmtuppen under powered Eugen next fotm"

 

Just when you thought WarChat couldn't get any more awful

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Just got the email at work and nearly squealed like a mouse. 

 

I cannot fucking wait

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haha i cant wait :) 

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1 hour ago, 2ndLt R. Nelson said:

Oh good, another game for Whitby to be shit at. excellentmeme.jpg

Hey you! 

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I hope they fix the issues Wargame had. I also hope it comes standard with at least two hidden games like Wargame does as well, i.e. WarChat and Lobby Simulator 2k17.

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First in-game screenshot:

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No zones! An actual fight for tactical control of the map! Units that are encircled will lose morale, command & control ability, and can even surrender if you don't have a command unit with them. 

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Looks like off map arty? Or is that just naval guns? Meaning possibly no navy.

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i bet conquest is going to be a gamemode. they have done it in all their games  wargame, ruse, and the faild act of aggression.

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I'm also excited to see Paradox as the publisher. They have lots of really good deals, an awesome community and I think it will be a good influence for Eugen. They're going to make sure a game is pretty fucking solid before putting their brand on the box.

Edited by LCpl Cole
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VIVA LA FRANCE! Also do I get to be Italian army?

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I've been waiting for a WW2 Wargame alike for SO LONG! This makes me very very happy... 

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