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Carter's Costco Fails

MSgt (Ret) Carter

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MSgt (Ret) Carter   

MSgt (Ret) Carter
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Some of you may know that my real job consists of me driving a forklift at a Costco. This is my personal collection of some of the funniest and most expensive forklift accident's we've had! Note: not all of these photos were taken at my warehouse. Enjoy!

MSGT J. CARTER
Retired

 

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MSgt (Ret) Carter   

MSgt (Ret) Carter
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On this month's installment....

Yes, that's driveway sealer, and NO it does not come off easily. (~$4000 in product lost & ~$1500 in property damages)

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For all you Jack Daniels fans. (mid clean-up and I think about $1300ish in product lost)

Note: driver was okay, minor cuts and a JD shower... can they send him home for suspicion of drinking on the job???

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Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry....

man hours to clean up? 15-20 hrs

dollars lost? + $1000

painfully funny? absolutely.
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MSGT J. CARTER
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Zietara   

Zietara
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I work Target Customer Service part time while I am going to school. The back room (storage/overstock) guys are the best, either they are complete fuck-ups that are responsible for less shifts (one guy forgot to close the cold storage walk-in fridge door and we lost $5600 in perishables) or poor bastards that get ridden harder than Roman slaves in the gladiatorial pits. Kinda makes taking people's shit not seem as bad tbh.

 

And the Pepsi spill is all too real for me, we had an incident while unloading the food truck and now our receiving deck is still superglue in some places.

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MSgt (Ret) Carter   

MSgt (Ret) Carter
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This happens pretty much everyday. Helps you appreciate the skill level required to complete this task without turning it into mushroom soup.
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LTC Brueske   

LTC Brueske
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Its ok, the chips survived everyone! :) real talk wtf is the story behind that last one

LTC N. BRUESKE
1st Battalion CO | S-2 Chief / Battle Captain / Zeus Operator | S-3 TACP-Q Instructor | S-4 Logistics Team Leader
160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment

MRB Command Staff

 

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MSgt (Ret) Carter   

MSgt (Ret) Carter
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1 minute ago, LTC Brueske said:

Its ok, the chips survived everyone! :) real talk wtf is the story behind that last one

All I know is it wasn't Swift

MSGT J. CARTER
Retired

 

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MSgt Van Dyke   

MSgt Van Dyke
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It looks to me like a truck came through the wall.... Jesus.

MSGT P. VAN DYKE

Reserves

3d MRB, Marine Raider Regiment

 

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