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LCpl Swanson: "This has to be Canada or some other third world country."

If Milsim was anything like real life, this would be on the back of some people's cars in this unit.

Operation Flyswatter By Specter

Sgt Hawkins: "Alright let's go over there and demo that SAM now that we have control of the runway" SSgt Falconer: "No. It's not our issue anymore." LCpl Kardnal: ".. . .C'mon Hawkins lets blow it up!" LCpl Kardnal and Sgt Hawkins sprint off before SSgt Falconer can get a word in edgewise or notice that they are missing. 200m later. . . LCpl Kardnal and Sgt Hawkins are approached by an Army Specialist 'Harry Johnson', who tells them "Hey, this runway is under our control now. No need to demo anything." Interrupting Hawkins and Kardnal planting charges. LCpl Kardnal: "Well I've got higher-ups demanding this SAM be demo'd ASAP." Harry Johnson: "Can't let you do that." LCpl Kardnal: "Hold up. Let me contact My superiors." (Radio queues common channel) "Command, this is Kardnal. Army wants us to stop the demo on the SAM. How do you want me to proceed?" SSgt Falconer: (radio) "Don't blow up the SAM." LCpl Kardnal: "Yeah they want us to blow up the SAM." Harry Johnson: "Okay, carry on." (jogs the fuck off) Operator to the max. "Too Opsec for you"

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