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Captain Ray: "I need to get back to reading history. My British history is "Romans came in, Boudica, Arthur (lol), lots of peasants, Scottish accents developed as a genetic mutation, Richard the Lionheart, Robin Hood, Irish subjugated via potato catapults, civil wars, Braveheart, more civil wars, FRANCIS FUCKING DRAKE, MUUURRIICCAAA, Kaiser, Hitler, pip pip cheerio"

When double goggles give you aneurysms

<21:47:49> "CW3 "Otto" Whelan" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "SSgt Specter" (fuck you) <21:48:20> "SSgt Specter" was kicked from channel "Element 2" by "HMC (FMF) Parker" (play nice)

CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Sgt Kardnal: Hello?LCpl Schwarz: Hello?Capt Makowski: HELLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Sgt Kardnal: Hello?CW3 Whelan: Hello?Capt Makowski: heLLO?MAJ Brueske: Hello?Pvt King: Uhhhh(Our unit in a nutshell) ((reposting it here because i had a pog moment))

Watching @Sgt Kardnal starting to do more and more in the unit. https://i.imgur.com/ME5JX1x.mp4

"When your girlfriend uses your nick name from your team leader rather than your own name during sex." -@Cpl Kardnal aka "Kar Kar"

Your Command Staff at work: Capt Ray: "I'm back, I apologize for the delay. Oh, Makowski has his BRB up, I should have taken my time." Capt Wolfe: "He's taking a shit." 1stLt Hart: "That's a long bloody shit." Capt Ray: "That sounds pretty bad." 1stLt Hart, realizing what he actually just said: "Oh, *lol* I didn't mean it like that!" Capt Wolfe: "Ohhhhhhhh, that's disgusting. I've smelled that before. I'd rather smell a dead body!"

*Sitting just bsing about* Cpl Cook(playing on the pub): Any idea how I switch the pub from assault to liberation. PFC Seixeiro: Yea easy, vote yourself admin and type #(Hashtag)missions Cpl Cook: How do you type a hashtag I've never done it before. PFC Seixeiro: Shift+3 Cpl Cook: Shift+3 is a pound sign for me. PFC Seixeiro: asdakdaisdkcidkdigng (As my forehead bangs into my keyboard)