Capt (Ret) Kardnal

Trying to remember how to address our non-native, definitely kiwi company commander.

When some Lt that I've never met likes my retirement post, a Sgt that I've never spoken to signs me in, and the first thing I get is Rivera telling me we accepted another [female] : I just stepped out for cigarettes, what happened

Age: N/A (18+) First Name: Mitchell Last Name: Kardnal Steam Name: Testopringo Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/ClearThoughts/ ArmA III Player ID: 76561198040827839 Desired Duty Assignment: Reserves ( 0370 ) How Long have you been playing ArmA III: Hundreds of hours. Do you own Arma 3 Apex DLC? (Unit Requirement): Yes Availability (Sunday/Saturday/Both): SUN How did you find out about our unit? Returning member. If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it? Populus Renegade Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion? Returning member. Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB and willing to abide by this game style? Yes. Do you understand this unit is EST(GMT -5) time zoned based. Operations take place on Saturday at 1500 EST and Sunday at 2000 EST. Yes.

Nah, it's because we always blasted inappropriate music to appease the locals. How do you think we left no survivors found all those tangoes?

I also personally love that they used Starcraft music

Ayyyliens

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How far can we stray from God, before we are lost in our own insanity?

When Turk reaches his FINAL FORM

Capt Kardnal: [Throws frag at window, bounces back] Bad frag! Rivera, from the room over: You fucking reservists!

Sgt Spears: Picking up this Igla. [Also wielding AK] Sgt Hastings: CONTACT FRONT Sgt Spears: Wha- Hastings lights Spears up with a 7-9 round burst. Hastings, audibly clenching teeth: Oof.. that was friendly.. what am I gonna do.. Capt Kardnal: You should be moving to medically assist him right now.. Hastings, ever the smartass: Yeah but I'm pulling security. Capt Kardnal: Clearly.

[Pre-FTX] Capt Kardnal: Ares, communications frequency? CW4 Carrera: [Something that ended in 0] Capt Kardnal: Was that 7-0 or 1-0? LTC Brueske: Hahaha, 1-0 doesnt exist, the radio only goes up to 99. Capt Kardnal: Brueske, that's channel 10, that's A. Co. Coordination net. LTC Brueske turns and sprints off the side of the aircraft carrier to avoid laughter.

. . . Thank god I didn't resign. Where else am I going to find lab rats to force to play fun missions a la cold war?

Sgt Spears *Joins channel* Sgt Spears: It's wild how difficult coffee is to make. . . GySgt Specter: Like...At what point? Brewed? Roasted? Picked? Grown? Sgt Spears: *Rambling, total confusion, no idea what he's talking about* SSgt Turk *Joins channel* Capt Kardnal: Turk, how is coffee made? SSgt Turk: Oh, you grow it on trees, and pick beans and then roast them and then grind the beans and you steep in water so you can drink it in morning so you don't murder your neighbors. GySgt Specter: That's not even his first language and he's educated me more in five seconds than you have in five minutes.

@HMC (FMF) Williams Don't act like you weren't there on the beach chairs with us watching the bombs fall like:

Back to doing nothing 👌

Sgt Hastings: ;3

<18:42:09> "Sgt Melbert": Sgt Melbert - Resignation I, Sgt Melbert, hereby submit my resignation to the 3d MRB Realism Unit on 24 Feb 19. Reason: My asshole is not for sale in this team