@SSgt McCelvy and I discussing his new channel:
Me: Shit, now that we're actually in here, we should take the plastic covers off the furniture.
McCelvy: I'm black, those are staying on.
*Viking 1 is running through a farm field during training*
Sgt Jones: "IS THIS WEED?" (it's not)
*30 seconds later*
Sgt Jones (on team net): "Be advised, I don't think the farmers here are growing fruits and vegetables."