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@GySgt Reeves zeusing last night

Capt. Kardnal Started a new chat - <02:41:38> "Capt Kardnal": Let's try to lock it up around debrief next time, solid? <02:42:51> "Cpl Hague": I assume you refer to the slidey chem light? Capt. <02:43:03> "Capt Kardnal": Affirmative. <02:43:17> "Capt Kardnal": I thought it was hilarious, mind, let's just reel it in a bit during debrief. <02:44:33> "Cpl Hague": Solid. I thought it would help keep the heads faced forward. You know what marines are like, maybe they would think its a crayon <02:44:44> "Capt Kardnal": Jesus lord. GySgt Carters Started new chat - <02:45:20> "GySgt Carter": 10/10 for crayon joke

The above article is a work of fiction to support the storyline of the 3d MRB Realism unit.

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Because 8321 won't show up and help unload it.

When you have a stress dream about operational logistics and getting arma-ed....