Duck and I have been playing a lot of Dead Space 3 lately, and for those of you who don't know you create a bunch of crazy weapons from scratch in that game.
Duck (after spending 15 minutes crafting a gun): Okay cool, so I made a lightning gun with an attachment that pushes people back, what did you make?
*Duck turns around to see me lighting people on fire with a flamethrower that also shoots saw blades while I'm laughing so hard that I am actually crying.*
Duck: Dude what the fuck.