HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy.
Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome!
Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!
When I said "Fuck you Petty Officer" to @Cpl Lombardo he sent me this.
http://www.navyeval.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/NAVPERS1616_-_Navy_Counseling_Sheet.pdf
http://gertrude-check.org/GIMAGES/Navy_FORM_IMT_WF1[1].pdf