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Russian Space Program: Plot to Weaken America? Jones Alex- October 1st 2019 Russian rocket lifting from a launch site in Baikonur Russia has launched a new rocket carrying what they call a "advanced communications satellite" high into the atmosphere, and is set to go online later this month. It's a somewhat unusual move for them as they don't tend to publicize such launches much, but this one was broadcast by multiple Russian news agencies live, including Soyuz News. So called "experts" from Roscosmos say that it's meant to improve communications and GPS guidance across the northern hemisphere, insuring a "closer and more connected" world by ensuring a consistent stream of data ensuring that GPS signals are strong and reliable. But don't be fooled dear reader, this is obviously a ploy by the Russians to weaken America in preparation for all out war! If this satellite is going to be going across the northern hemisphere that means it's going to be flying directly over the United States, which gives them a perfect opportunity to implant subliminal messages in your brain through the use of 5G waves. Now I hear yourself asking, "What ARE these messages?" and I hear you. Lucky for you enlightened reader, we have deciphered what it could potentially be! The message we intercepted included the phrases "Railway", "Provost" and "Carrot". From this we determined that they're going to try and turn you dear citizen, into one of them! A filthy communist! Once these messages are embedded in your brain all they need to do is hit one switch, and you'll turn against your country, bringing this great nation low and bringing it to the side of the reds! How do you protect yourself I hear you asking? You can purchase our Oil remedy to strengthen your brain and leave you IMPERVIOUS to Russian bio-hacking and leftest subliminal messaging! Starting at 29.99

Sgt McManus: Are we moving in a wedge? A line? A column or just spattered? Sgt Braathen: Red formation. Red formation. I want red formation Sgt McManus: What's red formation?? Sgt Braathen: I want one lmg on each side Sgt McManus: ....um....umm...I'm confused

Maj Whelan: "Lock it up" Everyone in TF: "BOOYAHH GO SPACE FORCE!"

@LTC Brueske

Age: 25 First Name: Lars Last Name: Rougthvedt Steam Name: Jackal Ace Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/Jackal_Ace/ ArmA III Player ID: 76561198028139716 Desired Duty Assignment: CSO How Long have you been playing ArmA III: 4 years ish Do you own Arma 3 Apex DLC? (Unit Requirement): Yes Availability (Sunday/Saturday/Both): Saturday How did you find out about our unit? Former memeber and still have freinds in this unit If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it? Thobraa Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion? I'm a former memeber and I want to get back into it Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB and willing to abide by this game style? Yes Do you understand this unit is EST(GMT -5) time zoned based. Operations take place on Saturday at 1500 EST and Sunday at 2000 EST. Yes

"I want @CW3 Levorseto do me" - @WOC Speirs

When I'm initially told we're gonna walk 2.3km to our extract.

Greetings fellow infidels. I figured I needed a space other than the screenshot competitions to showcase my art. Most of these are staged photos as I'm often too preoccupied with operation tasks to take effective screenshots. I'd love to hear feedback and I might even be willing to do custom pieces if I can manage. I hope you all enjoy these.

Sometimes I like to do silly ones too