I work for the the USMC under their MWR in 29 Palms.
To sum up my job I am a government employee who is paid to babysit Marines and Sailors so they don't cut off any of their fingers or hands.
All I hear is that you are not currently in Kandahar bribing Afghan warlords with some of Regans leftover Contra cash and slitting Taliban necks in the name of some 3-letter organisation we have never heard of.
I send "as per my last email" messages to ATF agents and tell police officers that the star next to the question on background check forms means they have to answer it