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  1. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When Makowski's mic turns to robotic, and he tries but fails to fix it.
  2. Swanson

    Operation Golden Sword - Vietnam Collaboration

    Is this a Vietnam war fun op or a modern military conflict that takes place in vietnam fun op?
  3. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    After being in the Russian fun op for 30 mins.
  4. Swanson

    Russian FunOp Thursday 1900EST

    Marksman
  5. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  6. Swanson

    FunOp 18MAY17 (1900)

    Yes. Same position as last time please.
  7. Swanson

    3d MRB Quote Book

    Sgt Boardman - "I'm a morning after pill."
  8. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    When I see all these resignations from people I don't know.
  9. Swanson

    FunOp 18MAY17 (1900)

    Sniper? Bolt Action Weapon System.
  10. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

    With all these retirements and resignations
  11. Swanson

    3d MRB Meme Thread!

  12. Swanson

    D&D?

    What time are we starting tonight?
  13. Swanson

    D&D?

    Excellent
  14. Swanson

    3d MRB DnD Recap

    Night One Title Card (Click) The gang started off by creating their characters. After Falconer got some suspicious rolls for his characters, Specter getting shafted with his INT check, the gang not being able to follow simple equations and Gluttony deciding not to choose feats for some...other pleasures, the gang started out in their new fantasy world. After beginning their journey in this new MMO world, the gang set out to find some work to trade for some weapons. After muttering to themselves about stealing from merchants, which brought some suspicious looks from some guards, the gang moved over to a well full of water. Everyone drank from it, Specter found a bucket, which he filled and would become a staple of the journey as both Specter and Swanson wanted to empty the bucket to use it as a crude helmet. They quickly found a distraught man near the well with a simple fetch quest to get his son's blanket back. They went to the docks to get the blanket back, but was mugged or rather, an attempted mugging my a group of bandits. With only one of the bandits armed Specter and Swanson decided to huck loose cobblestones from the road at them and promptly killed two of them. Falconer falco-punched some poor man straight through the chest, (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom style). Laprade almost got shanked in the chest but was saved by Gluttony ruining his assailant. Once all the hoodlems were dead, the gang set to looting them and picking them clean, with Specter taking both his rock and one of the bandit's cloaks for himself, and Swanson simply retrieving his rock. Laprade gave Gluttony the knife in exchange for saving his life. After quickly leaving the scene of the crime, taking a torche and 3 crude cigarettes to give to a child later on. Once the gang went back to the quest giver, each person received a weapon of their choosing. The gang tried to give their new found cigarettes to the kid, to no avail. Hess and Swanson took shortbows, Gluttony taking a shield to compliment his dagger, Laprade taking a massive sword and Specter taking a short sword. After receiving their weapons, they were tasked with taking a pack of Kobolds out, something that no one expected to go as it did. After walking out of city lines, and almost killing another group, the gang finds a few Kolbolds. Swanson tried and failed to knock down the scout before it alerted the rest of the pack, but alas it was in vain. The rest of the pack was alerted to their presence. Hess took to a tree to begin his overwatch, Laprade engaged with Gluttony assisting him, Falconer began his rampage with his weapons and Swanson was harrased by multiple Kobolds but Specter was there to help him. Once the intial engagement was over, the gang looted what they could, Hess went scavenging and Specter drank from his bucket, giving Laprade the last few drops to which Laprade politely responded by throwing Specter's prize bucket into the forest. After all the remaining Kobolds ran into the cave nest, the gang decided to begin their clearing of the cave. Burning logs and burning bodies were sent down into the hole and a group of Kobolds tried to punish the group for such an atrocity. With one of the Kobolds coming out of the hole ablaze, he ran to the tree that Hess and Swanson had decided to take refuge in, setting the tree alight. Hess tried to no avail to use his "fire hose" to put out the fire, with Gluttony also stepping in to try to mitigate the blaze. Laprade took a Kobold from behind and summarily thew him down the hole along with a head that Falconer had swiped clean from another. Hess forged for food, mid fight and Swanson shot two Kobolds and killed them quickly(They were the lucky ones). With the entrence to the cave being blocked by burning bodies the smoke column could be seen for miles, with other groups looking on at the massacre. Once the nest was burned out, and all the Kobolds killed, the gang went back to the city to claim their reward. (That's all I could remember, if I left anything out please feel free to comment.)
  15. Swanson

    D&D?

    Recap inbound.
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