Maj (Ret) Whelan

*explosion noises around the entire team while we're in assault boats* SSgt Anderson: "IT SOUNDS LIKE NORMANDY OUT HERE"

Sgt Turk: Consent is a really weird issue where I come from.

my sources say no

When @GySgt Specter thinks that Wauben got a Legion of Merit

That photos actually my dad

heh

Days since Whelan broke the website: 0. Edit: Times Whelan breaks the website within the timespan of an hour: 3

When I have to backspace “Regards, CW4 Whelan” on every email I send

"Hey Whelan can you do flight school" - @LTC Brueske mrw

A landing page is being worked on but I have a job and a university degree to worry about too.

When @Maj Makowski decides to fly with aviation as a tag along

The banner can have a maximum of 5 images so keep that in mind.

Me whenever I can’t fly anywhere

@Maj Ray can you not

it's in the policy, you just can't accept it

Maj Makowski, during a CS meeting: "Hold on, someone just snapchatted me porn and now I'm confused"

Capt Kardnal: "Aw I swiped right but I wanted to look at her ass more"

Just a tid bit, I don't really like joining these discussions but I can back Hart up on saying that nothing regarding complaints has reached CS unless it was directly messaged to us (love ya Cole). It's not that we're dismissive or we're forgetting things, it's that there's nothing there. We can't do anything unless we know about it, and if it's a fault with the CoC then we might look at seeing where the fault is.

over my dead body will you touch my beautiful ribbon racks with that filth

Aviation's preparation material for FTX exam 1: sitting on the runway for 2 hours.

I'll be honest, I went half mast while looking at that