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SSgt (Ret) Melbert

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Posts posted by SSgt (Ret) Melbert

  4. Posted

    2 from Maj Whelan

     

    "Jog you fat piece of shit!" to MSgt Falconer who was walking to the UH-60 on the flight deck

    "Did I hear you fucking idiots took the wrong set of stairs?! Fucking morons..."

     

    Started the operation off strong.....

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  8. Posted

    "At the time HQ members had the impression Tac1 need head getting out far enough"

     

    "...during witch Viking came upon a Factory compound..."

     

    "The parole to OBJ Persia's..."

     

    I thought Lt's were supposed to be college educated meaning they knew how to use grammar and punctuation right? (Copied from a certain LT's reports.....)

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  16. Posted

    Capt Wheelan: Lock it up. HMC Kakta anything for medical?

    Maj Brueske giggling & interrupting Kakta

    HMC(FMF) Kakta: Fuck it I got nothing

    Capt Wheelan: Viking, anything for medical?

    HMC(FMF) Rivera: Nah I got nothing (starts laughing)

    Capt Wheelan: Why the fuck do we bother with you people!

     

    • Haha 4

  21. Posted

    Having a discussion with Rivera

    Me: Have you seen what Spier's looks like?

    Rivera: No, does she look like a man?

    Me: I don't know I was asking you since you two are vagina buddies.

    Rivera: It's armpit buddies, get it right

    Me: Is that because that's the sound it makes?

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  23. Posted

    First Name:  Cameron

    Last Name:  Melbert

    Age:  20 

    Desired Duty Assignment:  0372

    ArmA III Player ID: 76561198819896468

    Steam Name: Melbert

    Steam Profile Link: https://steamcommunity.com/id/SGTMelbert/

     

    How long have you been playing ArmA III?: 847 hours

     

    Are you currently a member of an ArmA III gaming clan or unit?: No

     

    How did you find out about us?: Prior member

     

    If you were recruited by one of our members, who was it?: Hague, Bohannon, & Rivera

     

    Why do you want to join the 3rd Marine Raider Battalion?: The gang is back together

     

    Availability (Sundays/Saturdays/Both): Both

     

    Do you understand that if you have elected an MOS that is full at your completion of ITC, you may have to go to a different MOS for the time being?:  Yes

    Do you understand that you will be required to own Arma 3 Apex DLC in order to actively participate in the unit?: Yes

    Do you understand the definition of realism gaming according to the 3d MRB, and is this the type of realism experience you desire and are willing to abide by?:  Yes

    Have you read and understood the requirements for our unit and the criteria for being active and taking a billet in this unit and that failure to complete said criteria will place you into the reserve platoon?: Yes

    Do you understand the fact that this unit is a EST (GMT -5) time zone based unit, and unitwide operations take place on Sundays at 2000 EST (0200CET), or Saturdays at 1500EST (2100CET)?: Yes

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