SSgt (Ret) Melbert

When you need unlimited ammo and decide to drag an ammo Hemitt 10km to provide steel rain...

Piss off before I shove a bottle of refrigerant in your mouth and have it push the oxygen out yo lungs

Please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy, please let me deploy.....

@Capt Kardnal

im down

My face watching my guy on Escape From Tarkov get obliterated by Rivera as I try to decide whether to laugh or scream

When you're playing Escape From Tarkov and Rivera says she sees an enemy right in front of her only to realize its you as she pumps 7.62x51 into you six times...

@LTC Brueske when can I finish phase one? I'll be in the field this week, hopefully will just be going every few hours tho.

theres a clan in the clan...dual clanning???

I am now GySgt Specter's personal Drunk Recorder @GySgt Specter

Group of us on squad SSgt Schwarz while I’m dead: “Stay down Melbert!” Me: I don’t have a fucking choice Duck!!

HMC(FMF) Kakta: I don't know why girls take pictures of their pregnant stomachs, it isn't sexy. Sgt Turk: Fucking a pregnant chick is awesome! Me: You can have sex and get head all at the same time!

My bad...

Me: kakta you're a boot HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Shut the fuck up PFC HM2 (FMF) Rivera: Actually all of you are boots to me, I am a senior Specialist. LCpl Lombardo: None of you have deployed so you're all boots to me. I deployed to Korea. HM1 (FMF) Kakta: Fuck you a ship doesn't count! South Korea isn't a deployment. LCpl Lombardo: Actually it's outside the country HM2 (FMF) Rivera: THAT'S NOT A DEPLOYMENT! THAT DOESN'T FUCKING COUNT! HM1 (FMF) Kakta: That's like saying Hawaii is a deployment. LCpl Lombardo in TS chat: Asia deployment 2K18

GySgt Specter drunk at 2am Specter: I gotta pee! Rivera: Why don't you just go to a tree and pee? Specter Cause there's only one tree on this entire ooooo she's hot as fuck Me: Can you be this drunk for our op tonight??? Specter: Dave Chapelle joined the unit??

I am an 1161 in the USMC, I do what Capt. Kardnal does but I get to shoot shit on the government's dime. Hoping to do 20 years get the hell out after 4 years. Too much dumb shit goes on while you're in garrison and we never really deploy. Wanted to be a tank crewman but there slots were filled up so I chose to do 2111 which is Small Arms Tech...well the small print said "get fucked civi you're a refrigeration guy now who stores dead bodies".