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HM1 (Ret) Speirs

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  1. last one i love you all
  2. how it felt for 90% of the night
  3. i love this kind of stuff, especially since i'm so detached from the situation on the ground i have no real idea of what's going on beyond what the JTACs feed us and the conclusions we draw from getting reinsert requests. please please please do more!
  4. pls don't hurt me
  5. for u @Sgt Spears
  6. yes it's late no I don't care
  7. Russian Space Program: Plot to Weaken America? Jones Alex- October 1st 2019 Russian rocket lifting from a launch site in Baikonur Russia has launched a new rocket carrying what they call a "advanced communications satellite" high into the atmosphere, and is set to go online later this month. It's a somewhat unusual move for them as they don't tend to publicize such launches much, but this one was broadcast by multiple Russian news agencies live, including Soyuz News. So called "experts" from Roscosmos say that it's meant to improve communications and GPS guidance across the northern hemisphere, insuring a "closer and more connected" world by ensuring a consistent stream of data ensuring that GPS signals are strong and reliable. But don't be fooled dear reader, this is obviously a ploy by the Russians to weaken America in preparation for all out war! If this satellite is going to be going across the northern hemisphere that means it's going to be flying directly over the United States, which gives them a perfect opportunity to implant subliminal messages in your brain through the use of 5G waves. Now I hear yourself asking, "What ARE these messages?" and I hear you. Lucky for you enlightened reader, we have deciphered what it could potentially be! The message we intercepted included the phrases "Railway", "Provost" and "Carrot". From this we determined that they're going to try and turn you dear citizen, into one of them! A filthy communist! Once these messages are embedded in your brain all they need to do is hit one switch, and you'll turn against your country, bringing this great nation low and bringing it to the side of the reds! How do you protect yourself I hear you asking? You can purchase our Oil remedy to strengthen your brain and leave you IMPERVIOUS to Russian bio-hacking and leftest subliminal messaging! Starting at 29.99
  8. @Capt Hawkins is a bad influence on me
  9. @Sgt McMuster when ARES won't use artillery
  10. "Yea it was one giant sperm farm" @WOC Speirs "We're not talking about your room Speirs" @Sgt Spears
  11. aviation be like
  12. it's almost the time for donations again gentlemen
  13. love you @Capt Hart
  14. Ditto, I like the idea for both. Warning i know literally NOTHING save for what i was able to read a little on so I'll need a little help. And I'm free Saturday afternoons!
  15. i'm interested, it sounds like a fun system. when would you run games?
  16. Mr. Van Dyke, Your application has been accepted. Since you are a returning member of this Unit, you are being placed in reserves where you are free to transfer to an available billet at your discretion.  Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs  S-1 SNCOIC
  17. Mr. Jordan, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive new forum permissions which will grant you access to the Welcome Aboard section with some general instructions to get you initially set up with our modpack.  Next is to request your billet assignment in ITC & FMTB. There you can read basic information about each team and when operations and trainings normally take place. Once you have decided what billet works best for you make a post in Billet Selection with your first and second choice. Once assigned to a team you will need to check in with them and start your training. In Summary: Step 1. Review Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions. Step 2. Sign up for an Billet. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Step 3: Set your TeamSpeak name to your Rank plus your last name, only add your first initial if another member of the same name exist in the unit.You will be informed if this is needed  Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs S-1 SNCOIC
  18. Mr. Talbert,  Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive new forum permissions which will grant you access to the Welcome Aboard section with some general instructions to get you initially set up with our modpack. Next is to request your billet assignment in ITC & FMTB. There you can read basic information about each team and when operations and trainings normally take place. Once you have decided what billet works best for you make a post in Billet Selection with your first and second choice. Once assigned to a team you will need to check in with them and start your training. In Summary: Step 1. Review Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions. Step 2. Sign up for an Billet. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Step 3: Set your TeamSpeak name to your Rank plus your last name, only add your first initial if another member of the same name exist in the unit.You will be informed if this is needed Thank you and once again, welcome, Private.  Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs S-1 SNCOIC
  19. Mr. Nichols, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive new forum permissions which will grant you access to the Welcome Aboard section with some general instructions to get you initially set up with our modpack. Next is to request your billet assignment in ITC & FMTB. There you can read basic information about each team and when operations and trainings normally take place. Once you have decided what billet works best for you make a post in Billet Selection with your first and second choice. Once assigned to a team you will need to check in with them and start your training. In Summary: Step 1. Review Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions. Step 2. Sign up for an Billet. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Step 3: Set your TeamSpeak name to your Rank plus your last name, only add your first initial if another member of the same name exist in the unit.You will be informed if this is needed Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs S-1 SNCOIC
  20. Mr. Jefferson, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive new forum permissions which will grant you access to the Welcome Aboard section with some general instructions to get you initially set up with our modpack. Next is to request your billet assignment in ITC & FMTB. There you can read basic information about each team and when operations and trainings normally take place. Once you have decided what billet works best for you make a post in Billet Selection with your first and second choice. Once assigned to a team you will need to check in with them and start your training. In Summary: Step 1. Review Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions. Step 2. Sign up for an Billet. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Step 3: Set your TeamSpeak name to your Rank plus your last name, only add your first initial if another member of the same name exist in the unit.You will be informed if this is needed Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs S-1 SNCOIC
  21. Mr. Smith, Application accepted. Within the next hour you will receive new forum permissions which will grant you access to the Welcome Aboard section with some general instructions to get you initially set up with our modpack. Next is to request your billet assignment in ITC & FMTB. There you can read basic information about each team and when operations and trainings normally take place. Once you have decided what billet works best for you make a post in Billet Selection with your first and second choice. Once assigned to a team you will need to check in with them and start your training. In Summary: Step 1. Review Welcome Aboard message and follow Instructions. Step 2. Sign up for an Billet. Note: Steps 1 and 2 are interchangeable. Step 3: Set your TeamSpeak name to your Rank plus your last name, only add your first initial if another member of the same name exist in the unit.You will be informed if this is needed Thank you and once again, welcome, Private. Respectfully Submitted, SSgt Speirs S-1 SNCOIC
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