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HM1 (Ret) Speirs

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    Command: Why is there a pile of dead civilians here?
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    @MSgt Falconer when he learned that penguins aren't mammals
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    @MAJ Brueske and @WO1 Levorse when the EPW starts running away
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    @Capt Hart when he sees 8321 bomb a poor farmers house
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    "Now gamer girl shit? That's top tier" -@Capt Whelan
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    "YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE, MCMUSTER DODGES NUT" - @LCpl McMuster
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    An actual photo of me telling people to square up
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    "To be fair, Speirs is easy." @WOC Levorse
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    Y'all can listen to something other then metal it's ok
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    "Beatings will continue until your arousal stops." @WOC Levorse
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    Me: "... in my spotify discover, "Jesus Forgive me I am a thot" @LCpl O'Brien "That's a great recommendation for you"
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    My posse is going to be called the "Reverse Cowgirl", and only female characters are allowed in
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    Oh you know I'm going to be doing some rootin tootin cowboy shootin
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    STG 77 Pilot plz! I can do medic if we need ground tho
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    "Counterpoint, what if the child is a rapist?" - Capt Whelan
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    "It's both, don't speak ill of the lord's nut" -LCpl McMuster
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    KITTEN GUNNER PLZ TY ❤️
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    "I looked like the tower of falling pizza and shit" -HMC Rivera
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    Squad medic plz
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    I'm fine with advanced, maybe no airway management though so we're not stuck on one patient for an inordinate amount of time? But stitching and what not is fine by me
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