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HM1 (Ret) Speirs

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  1. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "God bless pornhub Hitler" - @LCpl McMuster
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    "You can do a lot with a one inch pecker" - @Capt Whelan
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    "Yo I just want to fuck Whelan." - @2d Lt(T) Cole
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    "I wish I could touch the titty" -@Capt Whelan
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    Command: Why is there a pile of dead civilians here?
  10. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    @MSgt Falconer when he learned that penguins aren't mammals
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    @MAJ Brueske and @WO1 Levorse when the EPW starts running away
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    @Capt Hart when he sees 8321 bomb a poor farmers house
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    "Now gamer girl shit? That's top tier" -@Capt Whelan
  15. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST PEOPLE, MCMUSTER DODGES NUT" - @LCpl McMuster
  16. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    An actual photo of me telling people to square up
  17. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "To be fair, Speirs is easy." @WOC Levorse
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    Y'all can listen to something other then metal it's ok
  19. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "Beatings will continue until your arousal stops." @WOC Levorse
  20. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    Me: "... in my spotify discover, "Jesus Forgive me I am a thot" @LCpl O'Brien "That's a great recommendation for you"
  21. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    My posse is going to be called the "Reverse Cowgirl", and only female characters are allowed in
  22. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    Oh you know I'm going to be doing some rootin tootin cowboy shootin
  23. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    STG 77 Pilot plz! I can do medic if we need ground tho
  24. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "Counterpoint, what if the child is a rapist?" - Capt Whelan
  25. HM1 (Ret) Speirs
    "It's both, don't speak ill of the lord's nut" -LCpl McMuster
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