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CW4 Levorse

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Everything posted by CW4 Levorse

  1. "Swallow the dick" - @SSgt Boyle "Never spit" - @Capt Hague
  2. "We have experience handling wood" - @Capt Hague
  3. I will volunteer to be radioman again, else rifleman
  4. "This is Bukkake actual, stand by" - @MAJ Carrera
  5. "Crack the whip harder, I like it" - @LTC Brueske
  6. @Capt Hart
  7. "Speirs is on the mission, you should be concerned about other things going up your ass" @CW4 Levorse "mmmmmm, Pegging" @Capt Hawkins
  8. Define “drone”
  9. "You have to clear that with @SSgt Boyle, he's the foreskin collector" - @SSgt McMuster
  10. "I thought taking 6 at a time was your specialty" - @Capt Hague to @2ndLt Speirs
  11. "I will continue to fellate the Australian dong" - @Sgt McMuster
  12. "where's my face" - @MSgt Falconer
  13. "I swear if you make me play with myself for 20 minutes" - @GySgt Songs
  14. "I want @CW3 Levorseto do me" - @WOC Speirs
  15. "Alright I'll kill some civilians" - @Maj Whelan
  16. "@Capt Hartspunked on the table" - @Sgt Speirs
  17. "I think she's Hot" - @MAJ Brueske "SHARPS" - @Sgt Speirs "Not you, don't flatter yourself" - @MSgt Falconer
  18. "@MSgt Falconerhow good are you at pulling out?" - @Sgt Speirs
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